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Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Dec 03, 2014 11:36:17 pm PST #14749 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yep, it was.

All three cats are on the bed with me. A rare and unstable situation. Radioactive, even. Any moment, a random cat will shoot off, returning the bed element to its stable two-cat state.


Zenkitty - Dec 03, 2014 11:41:30 pm PST #14750 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

As predicted, the three-cat system has a half-life of approximately one minute. Stability restored.


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2014 4:11:18 am PST #14751 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You're lucky there weren't a large number of three-cat beds nearby. You could have had a chain-reaction and cat-splosion.


Zenkitty - Dec 04, 2014 6:24:43 am PST #14752 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It's a risk one has to take in the field of cat science. Cat-splosions are always a possibility. Several researchers have been overcome by the resulting fur fallout.


Connie Neil - Dec 04, 2014 6:28:22 am PST #14753 of 30002
brillig

Have you discovered a difference in fur half-life between the different cat elements in your study?


Steph L. - Dec 04, 2014 6:34:01 am PST #14754 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My own non-scientific study (which is ongoing) suggests that fur has a half-life longer than that of uranium.


brenda m - Dec 04, 2014 6:42:12 am PST #14755 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It varies based on contrast level with its surroundings.


Zenkitty - Dec 04, 2014 6:45:59 am PST #14756 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Black fur half-life is difficult to study, as it seems to disappear more readily in the environment. White fur half-life, as co-researcher Steph mentioned in the above study [1], seems to be similar to uranium. Or glitter.

[1] Steph L. B., "I thought this shirt was clean!: A study of the effects of laundering on fur deposits in common fabrics", Annals of Household Animal Fur Research, Cincinnati, OH, USA, 2014.


Steph L. - Dec 04, 2014 6:49:25 am PST #14757 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It is so fucking sad that I immediately edited the reference for AMA style. (For the record, it would read: "Steph LB. I thought this shirt was clean: a study of the effects of laundering on fur deposits in common fabrics. Ann Household Animal Fur Res 2014." And would need the appropriate MEDLINE ID or doi number.) (God help me.)


Zenkitty - Dec 04, 2014 6:53:24 am PST #14758 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, Steph, I know. As I was writing it, I was thinking, "This is so not IEEE style."