I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Oct 16, 2014 6:01:08 pm PDT #13811 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'd call a C average size.


Vortex - Oct 16, 2014 6:03:45 pm PDT #13812 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The worst part for me is the one where the edge is sticking into your sternum. Ugh. Plus, I have dense boobies, so they also have to do an ultrasound.


beekaytee - Oct 16, 2014 7:00:45 pm PDT #13813 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

I get uncontrollable laughing fits.

This was my response to trauma when I was young. Absolutely awful. Not remotely as 'fun' as you'd think. When people say that they laughed until it hurt, for me, this went waaaay beyond that.

Blood draw phobia (also related to early trauma) used to bring it out in me. But, I think I've had only one true fit in the last 20 years. Thank God that is over.

Medical stuff can still start me on the path, but I've learned how to dial it back. I still laugh when I'm injured though. Not at all helpful around people who don't get it.


quester - Oct 18, 2014 10:48:40 am PDT #13814 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I'm dreaded the blood draw tomorrow, but I just breathe slowly and talk through it, warning the tech I'm phobic and will talk, and I visualize bad-ass chicks being all stoic.

I always ask to lie down. Because if they don't let me, I will end up that way anyway.


Strix - Oct 18, 2014 12:09:02 pm PDT #13815 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I didn't ask to lie down. I told her I had a phobia, and she asked me if I wanted to lie down. I told her no, thanks, that I wouldn't be a problem, but that I couldn't see the needle, nor could she tell me when she was going to stick me, and that I coped by babbling like a fool through the whole thing.

Which I did. It was clean and easy, she was a pro and I was in and out in 10 minutes.


beekaytee - Oct 18, 2014 4:06:41 pm PDT #13816 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

I generally tell the sticker that I will not faint or move, but I will make noise. They can help a LOT by not asking me if I am okay. I'm not, but I will be. Please just do what you have to do and then leave me for a few minutes, preferably in the dark.

On a totally different note, I had a couple session today where I've worked with one partner for a while. The second partner was SUPER reluctant to talk to a therapist. Reasons.

At the end of the session, he gripped my hand, looked into my eyes and said, "Thanks for being rad."

I don't think I've ever been given a greater compliment!


smonster - Oct 18, 2014 5:26:28 pm PDT #13817 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hi bitches. I think my SAD is kicking in, despite using my light. About to take a Xanax and go to bed and hope I feel better tomorrow. I hate feeling anxious and overwhelmed. That is all.


Steph L. - Oct 18, 2014 5:34:11 pm PDT #13818 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ugh, smonster, that's the worst. Love to you.


quester - Oct 18, 2014 8:19:04 pm PDT #13819 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Sleep well, smoster. Tomorrow is tomorrow. sleep.


askye - Oct 19, 2014 10:19:18 am PDT #13820 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

At this point I'm ready for the root canal. My jaw is killing me and talying or smiling or things like that make it worse. Plus mumy period started and the cramps are bad. Advil isn't helping any of the pain. Well it helps some of it but not enough.

I finally gave in and asked to go home after I made some mistakes with one customer and had to ask the next the same question multiple times because I coupdated concentrate. I feel like a terrible employee but I wasn't doing much good there either.