'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hey, I guessed right on the black hose! Yay!
her friend was like "This is why we got kicked out of the Senior Center."
Apparently they got too enthuastic and profane with their trash talking during Mah jong and were asked not to come back.
That is 100% awesome.
I think nude hose have made a resurgence, what with Duchess Kate and all. However, white hose are never the answe unless you are a nurse. And most of them don't have to wear anything like that anymore, so only if you are in a nurse costume, really.
askye, those customers sound so ridiculously fun! I aspire to be just such an old woman someday.
I am now entertaining myself greatly by imagining askye & Will's marriage being solemnized in a bout of the saltiest language and much joie de vivre.
I survived the procedure that killed Joan Rivers and the drug that killed Michael Jackson! I need to sell my story to the tabloids.
I have an ulcer.
They neglected to mention how much my throat would hurt afterwards. I'm taking a pain pill and seeing if I can resume my interrupted sleep.
Ginger, sorry about the ulcer. What can they do for it?
Well an ulcer does indeed explain stuff. I hope they are able to treat it well and quickly.
I survived the procedure that killed Joan Rivers and the drug that killed Michael Jackson! I need to sell my story to the tabloids.
The universe likes you more than them.
You know, I realize that my pain levels aren't that bad since I got my Tramadol supply cut off - usually running about 5 on the 1-10 scale - but it sure is a hassle. Cut my effectiveness noticeably. (The pharmacy won't give me more until I've seen a doctor who will prescribe more ... and the first appointment I could get was October 31. Trick? for a treat?) It's my back ... last week I had to ask someone (young and strong) to pick up a box with two reams of paper from the floor because I tried and sort of ... stuck.
On occasions when I've worn hose, I usually wear nude hose. I wore white hose once and one of my friends remarked halfway through the day that my legs are so pale she'd only just realized I had on hose.
I survived the procedure that killed Joan Rivers and the drug that killed Michael Jackson! I need to sell my story to the tabloids.
Change "I" to "Badass woman" and you've got the headline.
Today has started off fubared and looks to stay that way.