The last time I needed a wheelchair seat cushion, I thought Mom would be on the news.I even had a list of reporters in mind.(She went off a little on the guy that said "no,".) The most my face ever itched, I had a reaction to some eye drops(I found out years later) My face itched for months as I kept being treated for pinkeye I no longer had.
Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Spike ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Sep 06, 2014 10:21:41 am PDT #13209 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!
Connie Neil - Sep 06, 2014 10:33:51 am PDT #13210 of 30002
brillig
What, you think you deserve to be comfortable? To not have your butt hurt from when you have to sit there all day? Boy, the kids these days.
IO, extremely petty, N, I have sparse eyebrows. Yay, natural redhead coloring. But there is one hair in my eyebrows that grows straight out. With a curl. In a different life, I would embrace said rebel hair with elan, tend it to its Ernest Borgnine potential, but this is not that life. So every now and then I have to take tweezers to my eyebrow, trying to target only the one hair without removing its few comrades that need to stay.
Such is Saturday in my house.
Oh, and there's the cat box to deal with. Yay.
beekaytee - Sep 06, 2014 3:39:09 pm PDT #13211 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
I have Ernest Borgnine eyebrows too!
Or perhaps, Einsteinesque in their hilarious tendency to point in all but desired directions.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2014 3:45:47 pm PDT #13212 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If you take your index finger and smooth your eyebrows up until the stragglers stand up, then you can just safely trim them off.
Connie Neil - Sep 06, 2014 4:03:10 pm PDT #13213 of 30002
brillig
Oh, I do that, but sometimes one misses.
Vortex - Sep 06, 2014 8:02:03 pm PDT #13214 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Thought some Buffistas might like the fun socks and stockings on this site.
Burrell - Sep 06, 2014 8:28:39 pm PDT #13215 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Those are splendiferious! Esp the cat ones.
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2014 6:51:33 am PDT #13216 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My place uses a sugar thing instead of a wax. Rinses off . I do not miss the stray bits of wax.
beekaytee - Sep 07, 2014 9:20:36 am PDT #13217 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
If you take your index finger and smooth your eyebrows up until the stragglers stand up, then you can just safely trim them off.
How has it taken until this time in my life to learn this?
Thanks David!
Hil R. - Sep 07, 2014 3:28:33 pm PDT #13218 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
You know what's not fun? Panic attacks. Those are not fun.