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Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jun 24, 2013 7:09:15 pm PDT #1308 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

40 minutes later of phone calls and me sobbing (there's just not enough sleep in the world this week, apparently) and they fucking better find someone who can deliver something edible today. I'd also settle for delivering flowers and refunding all my money but that seems unlikely.

that is some bullshit. A similar thing happened to me twice. For my great aunt's 90th birthday, they sent me an email late the night/day before saying that they didn't realize that the delivery was in her town, and they couldn't do a Saturday delivery there.

For Mother's Day, they delivered the wrong flowers with the wrong card in the envelope. I hope that Linda's mother liked the lilies that I ordered for my mom.

In both cases, I made them redeliver with a note of apology and a second bouquet.


Vortex - Jun 24, 2013 7:27:19 pm PDT #1309 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Fashion question -- if one is wearing a dress with narrow straps such that the bra strap will show, it is better to try to match the bra to the color of the dress, or the color of your skin (i.e. strappy black dress with black bra or brown bra)


Maria - Jun 24, 2013 7:29:42 pm PDT #1310 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Black bra.

sj, I'm sorry you're in pain.

Erin, I'm sorry the florist is an idiot. No excuse for that.


erin_obscure - Jun 24, 2013 7:29:48 pm PDT #1311 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Oh yes. And/Or sew little snap straps into the dress strap to contain the bra strap.


DavidS - Jun 24, 2013 7:30:15 pm PDT #1312 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I feel like I'd want a ruling from Stacy London on that, Vortex.

I think it's probably one of those deals like matching socks to shoes or trousers where you could go either way depending on what's the closest match.


Vortex - Jun 24, 2013 7:33:08 pm PDT #1313 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, now what if the dress is not just black, it's a black and white pattern. Still black?


sj - Jun 24, 2013 7:59:09 pm PDT #1314 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Vortex, it depends on what type of pattern.


Cass - Jun 24, 2013 9:28:03 pm PDT #1315 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh yes. And/Or sew little snap straps into the dress strap to contain the bra strap.

Or safety pin.

I match the dress and if it's patterned, I try both colors to see which will be less obvious.


Stephanie - Jun 25, 2013 2:37:15 am PDT #1316 of 30002
Trust my rage

I always try to sort of match the dress so if the straps show it looks intentional.


le nubian - Jun 25, 2013 8:24:22 am PDT #1317 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

'ma to you Sean for the interview today!