Hey, uterus! Dry up!
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2014 11:50:33 am PDT #13062 of 30002
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Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2014 1:50:51 pm PDT #13063 of 30002
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Oh, dear, I dried up the thread.
ION, dear brain, you are allowed to laugh delightedly at something you find on the net. I'm not sure where that "No, what are you doing, how dare we be happy about something!" urge came from, but I have my suspicions. Don't make me pull out the "He wants you to be happy" trope.
amych - Aug 26, 2014 2:01:19 pm PDT #13064 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dear Connie's Brain:
Let Connie have a good laugh, ferfucksake! She's more than earned it!
Hil R. - Aug 26, 2014 2:44:42 pm PDT #13065 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Connie's brain: laughing is OK! Good, even!
I got my blood test results back. I have excellent cholesterol. Not so excellent thyroid function, though.
Burrell - Aug 26, 2014 2:59:42 pm PDT #13066 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
There's a whole crew of us buffistas with wonky thyroids, Hil, so if you have any questions, just ask!
Of course I say that as I am running out the door, so won't get back to you until later, but if I know us, someone will answer your questions long before I get back.
Hil R. - Aug 26, 2014 3:01:41 pm PDT #13067 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Yeah, I've been on Synthroid for about a year now. My doctor is raising my dosage, and I'll get another blood test next month. This does explain why I've gained about ten pounds over the summer.
Strix - Aug 26, 2014 3:44:37 pm PDT #13068 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Erin, they'll use a tampon probably during the surgery, and then pads while you're recovering. Nurses have seen everything, and that ain't nothing.
How long will you be in hospital post-surgery? Hopefully, you'll be done by then!
So sorry -- what a PITA to have to deal with.
Laura - Aug 26, 2014 4:38:30 pm PDT #13069 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Nurses have seen everything, and that ain't nothing.
Indeed. Much worse stuff for real. I will be sending the ~ma for brilliant surgeon and team as well as a quicker than anticipated recovery.
Connie's brain, listen to me right now, laughter is super important for healthy functioning.
Vortex - Aug 26, 2014 5:19:37 pm PDT #13070 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ut post op with a numb leg and difficulty using the bathroom alone? I'm gonna ask someone to deal with my used lady supplies. Um, no. Sincerely tryng to will my uterus into cooperation STAT.
They've seen worse. And every nurse I've ever known would rather help a patient then have them be uncomfortable. Biohazards is biohazards. It could be poop.
Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2014 5:25:23 pm PDT #13071 of 30002
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It could be poop.
Words to live by.
So the storage shed is all cleaned out, bless my faux-son and his kids. That's $90 a month I don't have to pay and a nine-year obligation gone. The stuff I want to keep is in the garage, waiting for time to look it over.