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Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

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WindSparrow - Jun 04, 2014 5:33:45 pm PDT #11135 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yay yogurt! Not so yay, flame war.


beekaytee - Jun 05, 2014 5:12:39 am PDT #11136 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Yay yogurt! (It bore repeating)

I'm considering making Kombucha. A good friend is making it, which is both entertaining and amazing.

I'd never have expected her to undertake such a thing (super busy life) BUT, she is a former biology teacher. Good training for this particular endeavor. It's super sciencey and intriguing...it being a living thing and all.

The end product, so far, is really quite yummy. Not what I expected there either.

Do any of us have experience making Kombucha?


Steph L. - Jun 05, 2014 5:23:21 am PDT #11137 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Do any of us have experience making Kombucha?

Right here, lady. I've been making it continuously since 2 summers ago when I had multiple back-to-back courses of antibiotics for my dental saga.


Calli - Jun 05, 2014 5:40:14 am PDT #11138 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Do any of us have experience making Kombucha?

I don't, but if you ever want to discuss making keifer, I'm your girl.


Hil R. - Jun 05, 2014 5:50:22 am PDT #11139 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've made kombucha. I'm not sure how well I did it, though. (Oh, wait, no. I just googled it, and I didn't make kombucha, I made rejuvelac. I'm still not sure how well I did it, though.)


beekaytee - Jun 05, 2014 8:28:39 am PDT #11140 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Right here, lady. I've been making it continuously since 2 summers ago when I had multiple back-to-back courses of antibiotics for my dental saga.

I don't, but if you ever want to discuss making keifer, I'm your girl.

Oooohhh. I want to chat with you BOTH.

Steph, first question...or we could do it by email...up to you...What do I need to know about containers? And what sort of 'lid' do you use? My friend is using a paper towel, which I don't generally buy, but will if need be.

Calli, where do you buy your starter? And, same question about containers.

I would rather not invest in shmancy Ball jars if there is a more reasonable alternative.

Hil, did the rejuvelac taste nice?

I really enjoy the vinegary flavor of kombucha and kefir just tastes like tangy yogurt (which I like)

Oh, Oh, AND a friend suggested that I get a Stevia plan. I'm so doing that. It's like growing your own sugar! She eats the leaves as a snack, makes iced tea with them and dries/grinds them to add like sugar.

I just hope I can grow it indoors.


lisah - Jun 05, 2014 9:01:06 am PDT #11141 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

thekitchn.com had a small series of posts about making your own kambucha recently.


beekaytee - Jun 05, 2014 9:05:40 am PDT #11142 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Bookmarked, lisah!

There is a segment on the 'fruit fly dilemma' (which sounds like a Sherlock Holmes story) that I definitely need to read.


Steph L. - Jun 05, 2014 9:10:20 am PDT #11143 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What do I need to know about containers? And what sort of 'lid' do you use? My friend is using a paper towel, which I don't generally buy, but will if need be.

Glass or ceramic containers are recommended (metal is apparently Very Bad). I bought a 1-gallon glass Anchor Hocking cracker jar at Target for $5-6. As a "lid" I use a paper coffee filter (the basket shape, not the cone shape), just because we have them in abundance. I believe you can use cloth that doesn't have a super-tight weave.

This is the website I check first if I have questions (and the page linked is the "recipe" that I follow, with one exception: instead of 4-6 bags of black tea, I use 5 bags of black tea and 2 bags of a fruit tea [Celestial Seasonings berry zinger], because I like the slight fruit taste it imparts [but it makes my SCOBYs pink, which is hilarious): [link]

t edit I have never had a fruit fly problem, even when our indoor compost collector attracted fruit flies (or perhaps they were so drawn to the compost collector that that's the reason they avoided the kombucha). I did, however, have a SCOBY go moldy *while* it was brewing over the winter. But that's the first time I had a mold issue in literally 2 years.


Steph L. - Jun 05, 2014 9:17:02 am PDT #11144 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Uh, I'm a kombucha dork and will talk about it a lot if prompted. So hit me up with any questions. I use the cheap store-brand sugar, and TJs brand Irish breakfast tea. Oh, and plain old tap water. And it all turns out pretty well despite my non-fancy ingredients.

When it's ready, I don't bottle mine in special bottles; I just dump it into a big glass pitcher and put it in the fridge (where it WILL begin to grow a wee jellyfish-like creature at the bottom of the pitcher if I don't drink it in less than a week; I just strain out the creature, throw it in the compost bin, and keep drinking it). I don't do secondary fermentation because I am lazy and impatient and want to drink it as soon as the first fermentation is finished.