Hauser: You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram & Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day? You pathetic little fairy. Angel: I'm not little.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Jun 04, 2014 1:15:50 am PDT #11115 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Bosslady wants you to come in from your vacation for a staff meeting? WTF? She can't just leave the minutes in your email?


Steph L. - Jun 04, 2014 3:36:46 am PDT #11116 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

From Lunch (n.) To Balding (adj.), Some Words Are Just 'Bad English'

This part:

"I don't think anybody in their right mind is arguing doing away with the rules. However, one of the things that I think is frequently overlooked is that we can more or less refer to it as code-switch: You know, we can speak in a number of different registers. When we're talking with friends, we speak one way, and that is markedly different than when we're writing a term paper. And most people have the ability to switch back and forth between these internal dialects, so to speak."

Is the part that governs my stupefaction when I write on FB something like "I haz a sad" and people (NOT Buffistas) jump all over my shit for poor grammar. These are people who know what I do for a living, and who have also read many of my previous posts, which display, if not scintillating deftness with the language, a basic knowledge of grammar, spelling, and syntax. And yet they think I suddenly forgot all that and became Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel. OR MAYBE I'M FUCKING AROUND WITH LANGUAGE FOR FUNSIES, Sweet Italian Jesus you dorks.

(The person who, when I posted "I pwn technology," replied "Too bad you can't spell" just makes me sad. I didn't reply "All your slang are belong to me," but I should have.)


WindSparrow - Jun 04, 2014 3:52:13 am PDT #11117 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

"'Pwn' is regional (i.e. Teh Intertubes) dialect, dear. Look it up."


Sophia Brooks - Jun 04, 2014 4:16:20 am PDT #11118 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

At work, people thought I created LOLspeak. So I would say out loud 'I can haz a pen?' and they thought that was just how I spoke! I was very embarrassed, and they must have thought I was VERY strange.


Laura - Jun 04, 2014 4:42:20 am PDT #11119 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Oh, usual, dear. I cringe when I post and run and later see hideous misspellings or grammatical errors. But then give myself a virtual pat on the head because, human here.

Good grief, Andi! Apparently the powers that be do not understand the definition of vacation.

see how she cleverly ties together conversations


WindSparrow - Jun 04, 2014 4:57:20 am PDT #11120 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Admiring Laura's segue. It's so light and airy.


WindSparrow - Jun 04, 2014 5:13:59 am PDT #11121 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Thank heavens I can snark here to my heart's content. And thank heavens for the Cancel button on Twitter. I keep wanting to inject snark into other people's conversations at times when it might be highly amusing to myself yet totally unhelpful to others.


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2014 6:53:54 am PDT #11122 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Random woman in the grocery store just commented on my brace, "Oooh, you have an owie!"


Typo Boy - Jun 04, 2014 7:32:07 am PDT #11123 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I guess replying "Fuckin right I do bitch!" might have made her widdle head explode.


NoiseDesign - Jun 04, 2014 7:45:55 am PDT #11124 of 30002
Our wings are not tired

Yeah, "It hasn't healed from when I kicked the last person who spoke to me that way." probably isn't a helpful response.