These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 30, 2014 6:43:39 am PDT #11052 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So much for my future career as a prophetic dreamer.


Typo Boy - May 30, 2014 8:05:34 am PDT #11053 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

After the excitement was over I went to get ready for my night with Louis XIV, only to find my lacy nightgown was torn.

Louis XIV did not care, given that he was about to have night with Calli.


meara - May 30, 2014 8:20:20 am PDT #11054 of 30002

But she does wear mildly culturally appropriative things pinned to her head! (Feathers, for the "Kenyan" dance done to Shakira's Waka Waka, which is based on a song from Cameroon, which is on the other side of the African continent .

Oh fail. How awkward.


brenda m - May 30, 2014 8:25:02 am PDT #11055 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That's almost too jumbled to be appropriating anything.


Ginger - May 30, 2014 8:35:31 am PDT #11056 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There has been an unfortunate tendency to lump together the cultures of an entire continent.


Polter-Cow - May 30, 2014 8:44:07 am PDT #11057 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hi. Can I hide out here today? I'm off social media but I don't want to feel completely isolated.


amych - May 30, 2014 8:47:28 am PDT #11058 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

t slides over on the facebook-hatin' bench to make room for PC


meara - May 30, 2014 8:51:17 am PDT #11059 of 30002

I believe that is totally what this place is for, P-C


Maria - May 30, 2014 8:52:42 am PDT #11060 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Yeah, this is my refuge in a storm. Even if I'm not posting, I'm reading. I've been running on almost no spoons for a while.


Polter-Cow - May 30, 2014 8:53:11 am PDT #11061 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Thanks. Carry on, I'll be over here in the corner, losing my religion or whatever.