I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - May 30, 2014 8:51:17 am PDT #11059 of 30002

I believe that is totally what this place is for, P-C


Maria - May 30, 2014 8:52:42 am PDT #11060 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Yeah, this is my refuge in a storm. Even if I'm not posting, I'm reading. I've been running on almost no spoons for a while.


Polter-Cow - May 30, 2014 8:53:11 am PDT #11061 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Thanks. Carry on, I'll be over here in the corner, losing my religion or whatever.


Ginger - May 30, 2014 8:54:37 am PDT #11062 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We promise not to talk about male privilege unless you want us to snark about trolls.


Polter-Cow - May 30, 2014 8:59:00 am PDT #11063 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'd prefer not to talk about anything relating to the stuff, trolls or otherwise.

Unless you want to talk about those troll dolls with the funny hair. That's completely unrelated.


Steph L. - May 30, 2014 9:00:00 am PDT #11064 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Unless you want to talk about those troll dolls with the funny hair. That's completely unrelated.

And fairly awesome.

Except the Norwegian troll doll statue.

Which is still funny.


Polter-Cow - May 30, 2014 9:09:18 am PDT #11065 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Relatedly, at the Middleman event, I met one of my Twitter followers, and she had awesome stories about hanging out with Donald Glover. Protip: the way to his heart is Bulleit bourbon.


Ginger - May 30, 2014 9:09:19 am PDT #11066 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have my childhood trolls that I'm planning on putting on eBay, although some are in need of Rogaine from excessive hair grooming. I have a troll in colonial garb from Williamsburg.


Steph L. - May 30, 2014 9:10:14 am PDT #11067 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Protip: the way to his heart is Bulleit bourbon.

Like I needed another reason to love Donald Glover.


Calli - May 30, 2014 10:13:17 am PDT #11068 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Louis XIV did not care, given that he was about to have night with Calli.

*blushes* D'awwwww.