Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - May 30, 2014 2:44:44 am PDT #11044 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Dream night for sure. Mine was Buffista filled! Always a good thing. Liese was getting married. The attendees were the usual crowd here and I don't remember particulars there. Anyway, Liese didn't have any clue of the normal wedding type routines so we were all schooling her in expectations of routines. It didn't quite work as expected. First she hadn't worn a garter so her DH (no clue who he was) decided to toss her veil. It kind of floated more than tossed, so it was a fail pretty much. Then the absolute best part, (which happened right before my phone rang and woke me!) was that somehow she lost in excitement of the moment our instructions on the bouquet toss. She thought is was shoe, but under her magnificent gown she was wearing Doc Martens and tossed one of them. The "single ladies" scattered rather than getting conked on the head or jumping up and fetching the boot.

Anyway, congrats to Liese and sorry about the mishaps.


Steph L. - May 30, 2014 4:01:52 am PDT #11045 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Dream night for sure. Mine was Buffista filled!

Yeah, last night I had a dream I was driving past flea's house, and she and her husband were standing on the porch holding Casper, who had big huge beauty pageant hair. And I was in a convertible and yelled, "I'm getting the cupcakes!!!"

I hope they wanted cupcakes.


Nora Deirdre - May 30, 2014 4:35:44 am PDT #11046 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Casper, who had big huge beauty pageant hair.

AHAHAHAHAHA.


Cass - May 30, 2014 5:11:39 am PDT #11047 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Anybody else hearing Elmer Fudd singing "Kill de Cancer, Kill de Cancer, KILL DE CANCER" in their heads? Just me?

I am NOW!


flea - May 30, 2014 6:14:31 am PDT #11048 of 30002
information libertarian

We ALWAYS will take the cupcakes!

Casper is actually planning to get a pixie cut on Saturday, as soon as we get home from her dance recital.


Frankenbuddha - May 30, 2014 6:17:26 am PDT #11049 of 30002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It also had a Mad Men/Hannibal xover scene with Hannibal tap dancing and singing:

Is it wrong that I kinda want to see this filmed?


Steph L. - May 30, 2014 6:23:35 am PDT #11050 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

as soon as we get home from her dance recital.

Will she have giant beauty pageant hair for her recital? (I'm just wondering if my dreams are prophetic.)

So hey, that cute dress I linked before [link] I bought it, and it was delivered today, and it is SO CUTE!!!! I'm thinking maybe red Mary Janes with it.


flea - May 30, 2014 6:33:55 am PDT #11051 of 30002
information libertarian

No, she has a bun for dances 1 and 2, and a high ponytail for dance 3. But she does wear mildly culturally appropriative things pinned to her head! (Feathers, for the "Kenyan" dance done to Shakira's Waka Waka, which is based on a song from Cameroon, which is on the other side of the African continent .)


Steph L. - May 30, 2014 6:43:39 am PDT #11052 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So much for my future career as a prophetic dreamer.


Typo Boy - May 30, 2014 8:05:34 am PDT #11053 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

After the excitement was over I went to get ready for my night with Louis XIV, only to find my lacy nightgown was torn.

Louis XIV did not care, given that he was about to have night with Calli.