Oy, ln. I feel you (not literally of course), I'm going to have to go get all refitted as was made painfully obvious the last time I put on a pre-maternity bra, and while I was happy to no longer spill over the edges, when I bent over I…fell out.
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jun 19, 2013 11:54:52 am PDT #1103 of 30002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
beekaytee - Jun 19, 2013 11:55:36 am PDT #1104 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
Ooooh. Steph. I like that one. I'll definitely look at the others, but we may have a winner!
Daisy Jane - Jun 19, 2013 11:55:50 am PDT #1105 of 30002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
A cord of three strands is not quickly broken.
THREESOMES!
Steph L. - Jun 19, 2013 11:56:22 am PDT #1106 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I am knee-deep in wedding reading whatnot these days.
I edited to give you a link to the passage from Ruth, which I love dearly.
brenda m - Jun 19, 2013 12:01:31 pm PDT #1107 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
"Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. But pity anyone who falls and has no one to help them up. Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken."
Lovely for the single folks in the audience.
Eta: I personally might do some judicious editing.
EpicTangent - Jun 19, 2013 12:02:02 pm PDT #1108 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Good one, Steph. (And Trudy is largely correct about Song of Solomon).
And like Connie said, Book of Ruth. That was the first to pop into my mind (after 1 Corinthians, of course).
Found these:
Colossians 3:14
And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity.
1 Peter 4:8
Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins.
Ephesians 4:2
Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love.
Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2013 12:06:30 pm PDT #1109 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
We used to sit in the balcony reading Song of Solomon during the boring parts in church.
le nubian - Jun 19, 2013 12:13:07 pm PDT #1110 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
DJ,
I laughed ruefully. I did.
Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2013 12:18:29 pm PDT #1111 of 30002
brillig
Well, a reading for a wedding presumes a couple is the primary audience.
brenda m - Jun 19, 2013 12:30:24 pm PDT #1112 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Of course, and I by no means mean to suggest that the message should be "this is a life choice no better or worse than any other and really no big deal". But I do kind of think the pity can be left implied.