JZ, I agree with you and Hil and Jesse ( edit: and Tom!). That's the way we would style it at my job. I found this style guide that backs us up: [link]

Style guide manna from heaven! THANK YOU. Plus, validation from other Buffistas' instincts. And thanks, Tom. I thought it might be a smart quotes glitch (this is a doc that originated in the UK on I don't even remember which version of Word anymore but definitely using a computer with a twitchy space bar, and has been traded back and forth via Dropbox across various versions on both Mac and Windows, and ISTG the smart quotes go endlessly, horribly awry every single time someone opens it).

He's on his way to urgent care, gods be praised! I kinda can't believe he's actually going to seek medical attention for a condition where nothing is falling off his body. But yay! Hopefully he'll feel better soon, once those antibios get in his system. I know he hates the idea of them, but sometimes it's necessary, bro.

Okay, now I'm going to have breakfast, listen to the murder ballads album my buddy sent, and finish the admin work that's been eating me for the past week.

Happy Groundhog Day, Buffistas!

Apparently Phil did not see his shadow. We'll see if the early spring comes true, I guess.

One of my friends went out to Punxsutawney (not too far from here) to see Phil this morning. Well, he went last night, since if you want to see anything, you've got to spend the whole night outside waiting. When I found that out, I decided that it didn't seem like as much fun as I originally thought it might be.

The problem with the "smart" quote pointing in the wrong direction can be got around by not leaving a space before it (and then going back and adding in the space after you've got the correct symbol). This is fine for a couple times, but in a paper full of leading apostrophes, I copy the apostrophe, keep it on the clipboard, and paste it in as needed.

I made a makeshift standing desk by putting my laptop on the breakfast counter. It's the right height, but there's little room for moving the mouse around. I wasn't comfortable standing for a long time, but one of those really thick mats under my feet might help. One of my friends got a treadmill desk a week ago and loves it; I think I would die.

Reading glasses: I get mine at Raley's, they seem to be okay.

What is Raley's? I ,mean, there is a big selection of them at, say, Walgreens, and I have no idea what's good, what's bad, nothing.

A Jamaican VW dealer has made this ad, and now I'm actually laughing: [link]

Okay, yeah, that's pretty funny.

A Jamaican VW dealer has made this ad, and now I'm actually laughing:

Doing a Partridge Family song no less.