So do strippers going to work but that’s another story.

The hell? If I couldn't make enough money strip-dancing to get my own car, I wouldn't keep doing it.

It's a safety issue, from not walking alone to one's car to not having something so identifying that a creeper customer could follow.

Consuela, I'm sorry about work being so cranial-rectal.

Allyson, I'm thinking of you.

'Suela,

Damn, are any of the job duties negotiable?

Grand Central Terminal pictures. #1, #15 & #16 are amazing, but wouldn't want to be breathing air that smoky.

E-fucking-gad, Consuela!!! I am so angry on your behalf. They have been underhanded and unprofessional throughout this entire process.

And in it's own post, so that my anger wouldn't spill over onto something so good: Happy Birthday Olivia!

I was all excited to gt my first response to the 30 or so resumes I've sent out. Alas, it was a job paying $9.00 an hour.

Seriously?!?

Today's fortune cookie:

Watch your relations with other people carefully are reserved.

Huh?

Wow, that is less than my student assistant makes in upstate NY!

Watch ... where your relations with other people are carefully reserved? How? Maybe, "Watch: your relations with other people are carefully preserved." Fun with missing words ...

Meanwhile, I'm already creating a house style guide. Which they don't have after more than a year in business. I'm swinging between weeping with despair and crowing that I will now be able to Enforce the Proper Rules.