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§ ita § - Jan 31, 2013 2:54:04 pm PST #9553 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Seriously--be prepared.

Hey, do you remember my cannibal co-worker? I actually accused him of being ready to kill and eat his colleagues because he showed me the two (LARGE, SERRATED) knives he carries to work every day. Along with 250 feet of 550lb rope, fuel, monocular, masses of laptops and storage and solar-powered USB batteries....

OMFG, I'm going to be killed and eaten first, I know it. I mean, I showed him *my* knife, but it's so little in comparison!

Amy - Jan 31, 2013 2:55:17 pm PST #9554 of 30001
Because books.

the two (LARGE, SERRATED) knives he carries to work every day. Along with 250 feet of 550lb rope, fuel, monocular, masses of laptops and storage and solar-powered USB batteries

Seriously?!

Jesse - Jan 31, 2013 2:57:12 pm PST #9555 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh jeez, msbelle -- good luck!

Does that guy take all that stuff out of his car??

Tom Scola - Jan 31, 2013 2:58:11 pm PST #9556 of 30001
hwæt

it's so little in comparison!

It’s not the size, it’s the number of hours of combat training.

Consuela - Jan 31, 2013 2:59:33 pm PST #9557 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

250 feet of 550lb rope, fuel, monocular, masses of laptops and storage and solar-powered USB batteries

Does he expect to get no warning of the Zombie Apocalypse?

Also, I guess we can assume he doesn't take public transit to work...

§ ita § - Jan 31, 2013 3:00:48 pm PST #9558 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does that guy take all that stuff out of his car??

He let me hold his knapsack. It's three sections--computers, other gadgets, survival tools. This comes to his desk every day, and he rifled through it showing me each thing.

it’s the number of hours of combat training.

He's (down to) about 300lb of semi-pro Greco-Roman wrestling. I'm not interested in going toe to toe without something involving combustion on my side.

le nubian - Jan 31, 2013 3:05:47 pm PST #9559 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

msbelle,

how horrible.

Cashmere - Jan 31, 2013 3:14:14 pm PST #9560 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

You guys are making me rethink my position on starting a job search.

Tom Scola - Jan 31, 2013 3:18:01 pm PST #9561 of 30001
hwæt

You could totally take ita’s coworker on roller skates.

Atropa - Jan 31, 2013 3:22:54 pm PST #9562 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

the two (LARGE, SERRATED) knives he carries to work every day. Along with 250 feet of 550lb rope, fuel, monocular, masses of laptops and storage and solar-powered USB batteries

That's kind of awesome. Crazycakes, but awesome. Also, solar-powered USB batteries? I think I want those.

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