250 feet of 550lb rope, fuel, monocular, masses of laptops and storage and solar-powered USB batteries
Does he expect to get no warning of the Zombie Apocalypse?
Also, I guess we can assume he doesn't take public transit to work...
Wild monkey love or tender Sarah McLachlan love?
Xander ,'Him'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Jan 31, 2013 2:59:33 pm PST #9557 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
§ ita § - Jan 31, 2013 3:00:48 pm PST #9558 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does that guy take all that stuff out of his car??
He let me hold his knapsack. It's three sections--computers, other gadgets, survival tools. This comes to his desk every day, and he rifled through it showing me each thing.
it’s the number of hours of combat training.
He's (down to) about 300lb of semi-pro Greco-Roman wrestling. I'm not interested in going toe to toe without something involving combustion on my side.
le nubian - Jan 31, 2013 3:05:47 pm PST #9559 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
msbelle,
how horrible.
Cashmere - Jan 31, 2013 3:14:14 pm PST #9560 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
You guys are making me rethink my position on starting a job search.
Tom Scola - Jan 31, 2013 3:18:01 pm PST #9561 of 30001
hwæt
You could totally take ita’s coworker on roller skates.
Atropa - Jan 31, 2013 3:22:54 pm PST #9562 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
the two (LARGE, SERRATED) knives he carries to work every day. Along with 250 feet of 550lb rope, fuel, monocular, masses of laptops and storage and solar-powered USB batteries
That's kind of awesome. Crazycakes, but awesome. Also, solar-powered USB batteries? I think I want those.
Sue - Jan 31, 2013 3:26:36 pm PST #9563 of 30001
hip deep in pie
My money's on you ita.
le nubian - Jan 31, 2013 3:28:00 pm PST #9564 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
ita,
do you have the strangest coworkers of anyone here?
I think you might be running away with the gold.
Cashmere - Jan 31, 2013 3:30:15 pm PST #9565 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
You could totally take ita’s coworker on roller skates.
I could certainly skate fast enough to get away.
Why can't I work with you guys? You're all much, much safer.
Sue - Jan 31, 2013 3:30:34 pm PST #9566 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I think you might be running away with the gold.
I could give her a run for her money... But I think you need the full experience of face to face with my coworkers.