Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2013 3:53:17 pm PST #8759 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Most words I'd use to describe what I do are not on the list

That's the point of the exercise, though. It doesn't work if you don't do it.

Why are plurals less popular, I wonder?

It's easiest if you just use the site--it allows plurals. Just type your stuff into the text box, and edit until you don't have errors.


sarameg - Jan 23, 2013 4:02:00 pm PST #8760 of 30001

People take pictures of the sky using a mirror and glass pieces in space. I store them in computers so people can look at them later again and again. I make sure that the pictures are right. People learn about the sky from looking at them. This tells us stuff about space and us.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2013 4:06:17 pm PST #8761 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not that I didn't know what sarameg did, because...hey, paying attention, but I like reading it that way.

"I make sure the pictures are right" simplifies everything.


sarameg - Jan 23, 2013 4:06:36 pm PST #8762 of 30001

That was actually pretty easy for me. What I do-Do is so jargon filled and specific, being reductive to explain my job has become second nature. And the above isn't at all inaccurate; I make sure the data is good and accessible. Doing that is just a LOT more complicated than that statement would suggest.

eta: hah! Xpost.


aurelia - Jan 23, 2013 4:09:42 pm PST #8763 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I point light at people who act out stories for other people to watch. I can also use the light to help tell the story and make it pretty to watch.

I keep thinking about bangs, too.

So tomorrow morning my dad is having a procedure done on his heart. It's relatively minor (if all goes well he'll go home Fri afternoon) but still... it's his heart!


Connie Neil - Jan 23, 2013 4:10:35 pm PST #8764 of 30001
brillig

I happily pass on all the heart ~ma to aurelia's dad.


aurelia - Jan 23, 2013 4:18:29 pm PST #8765 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Thank you, Connie.


meara - Jan 23, 2013 4:29:23 pm PST #8766 of 30001

Sick people need help. Doctors try giving things to help them. I go to doctors places and make sure they do the plan right and have all the right papers. I look at papers that say what the doctor did and how the sick person feels. Then I send that to my job where they find out if it helps the sick people.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2013 4:30:02 pm PST #8767 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Okay, I actually tried the ten-hundred word thing with my job description, and "drug," "medicine," "medication," "pill," and all their plurals are not in their. I would have thought at least "drug" or "pill" would be. So:

When people are sick, sometimes the doctor tells them to take things to make them feel better. Some people write about those things that make sick people feel better. I look at what they write and make sure everyone can understand it.

(Although I suppose I could abbreviate it to: People write things. I look at what they write and make sure everyone can understand it.) (Or: I move words.)

t edit Drug-related job x-post!


beekaytee - Jan 23, 2013 4:32:48 pm PST #8768 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Just type your stuff into the text box, and edit until you don't have errors.

Ah. Good tip.

I just searched the list.