I'm assuming this is somehow Constitution-related.

I'm pretty sure we don't need the Constitution any more, now that companies can take care of us?

I mean, except for the second half of the second amendment, obviously.

Obviously.

I never regret the many pennies I plunked down for really nice sheets. Minimum 400 thread count, Egyptian cotton. 2 sets of those plus a super amazing no pilling fleece-like (but not staticky-zappy) microfiber set for cold weather. I spend minimum 9 hrs in those sheets every night and if I can't indulge myself in bed...well...perhaps I shouldn't finish that sentence because it's gonna end up sounding really dirty. If i can find them on clearance or mark down, excellent. But still worth the expense. Mmmmm, so looking forward to bed!!!

I think all this shoe talk jinxed me. The back half of the sole of one of my work shoes came loose today, it was like walking around with one flip-flop on. I'm going to have to wear my (only) other pair of shoes to work tomorrow, and hope that no one notices I'm wearing sneakers on a not-casual Monday. Tuesday is a day off, so I will grit my teeth and go shoe shopping then.

This pair was from Payless, and only lasted me five years of constant wear. Perhaps I should look elsewhere, but I'm reluctant to pay more than $50.

Haircuts are up to $15 now, and I tip $3.

t /taunt

Yes, but what it might be instead, there is no limit to the possibilities. The mind boggles

The point I'm trying to make by posting it is that the results are 100% innocuous. There is a search algorithm that's interpreting my terms in some way that I can't deduce (at least "cock" makes sense) and is therefore pretty damned useless.

If I have to put in different terms to get actual gay hand jobs, then I'm doing a different search, and I don't actually know what the results are for gay hand job. Just gay hand job porn or something. I don't know if they're going to roll it out across all the sites, but at least the person who pointed it out to me also told me that other countries don't have the same Bowlderisation. For now.

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It's not an effective taunt if we don't know what your haircut looks like.

So, because why not, I did the search on google.co.uk, and was shocked at how not gay the results were! Men and women together all over the place!

Probably smiling?

Not even smiling!

Huh!

If you spell it "handjob" rather than "hand job" the results make more sense.

Eta: why am I researching this? This is not relevant to my interests.