Unrelated to just about everything: If I do a Google image search with safesearch off for gay hand job I get this, and if I search for gay "hand job" I get this. Neither of those are NSFW, but I'll be damned if I can see how those results are helpful to anyone about anything.

my haircut is $20 with tip, but there is no wash, dry or product.

I'm just glad the Shake Weight is in there.

Also, my results included this, which is not NSFW, but not safe for people.

I am so not clicking on those links.

Okay, Dishes: Stage One, the Reckoning is complete. Status: not as bad as I'd thought. I can get through it. Maybe not all tonight, but I can finish up by tomorrow.

Bed is made. Drum track won't work 'cause I did some rhythmic goofups that I don't want to bother to fix at this point. Working on bass next.

Aren't you guys going to be SO GLAD when the SO gets home and I stop flapping my gums every three seconds? But seriously, y'all have kept me sane this week. Have I mentioned I appreciate you? 'Cause I do.

You're a total sweetheart, Liese. I love oyur updates.

If I do a Google image search with safesearch off for gay hand job I get this, and if I search for gay "hand job" I get this.

I love the one of John Travolta waving.

Also, my results included this, which is not NSFW, but not safe for people.

That made me laugh.

Speaking of what you get for your money--I do have my one-meat-splurge-per-week, but even with Gelson's 50% off sale of some of their steak, I wouldn't be dropping that kind of money on a couple pieces. How good (and I like steak a lot) can a $50/lb cut be, and is my palate cultured enough to tell it from the $25/lb cut?

Beef is crazy expensive lately. There was some issue this year, apparently. I wanted a pot roast last week, and it was almost $6/pound. I ended up getting a nice roast because it was on sale. (which incidentally, I turned some of the leftovers into roast beef hash this morning)

Unrelated to just about everything: If I do a Google image search with safesearch off for gay hand job I get this,

Oddly, the fourth pic in this link is a picture of my friend Mike, who passed away from cancer this week.

Liese, my point about those pictures is that there is no sex in them whatsoever. One of them does seem to have a couple pictures which upon examination qualify as gay, but despite having Safe Search off, Google is still protecting my sensibilities.

I will not tell you what google.co.uk or google.com.jm show for either of those searches--you are free to fill your cache with not particularly gay but very very cockful pictures. Clearly foreigners do not deserve the level of protections Americans take for granted.

I'm assuming this is somehow Constitution-related.

Why I'm looking for gay hand jobs is my own little secret. But it's annoying to have to take a step further than turning off Safe Search to get it.

Vortex--that is...yeah, I have no idea what those results are actually representing, but I sure didn't expect that. I'm sorry!

My sister seems to be on a youtube standup binge--she's now a Doug Stanhope fan, and wants me to go to one of his shows. She gave me five minutes on nationalism to convince me: [link] I like his anger. Very appealing.

There was some issue this year, apparently.

Drought, so corn crops failed, so feed for the cows was expensive, so they sold all the cows and now there's not much supply left.