Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Jan 14, 2013 8:39:34 pm PST #7781 of 30001

Yep--last week was just preparatory eye surgery! They zapped lasers in my eyes to make holes to...something mumble mumble pressure I'm not a doctor.

And then tomorrow, they stick contacts INSIDE MY EYES. Luckiliy, I get valium for this. I am counting on it to be super duper valium-tastic.


Cass - Jan 14, 2013 10:08:43 pm PST #7782 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am counting on it to be super duper valium-tastic.

Oh yeah. My fingers are crossed and my heebies are just a little bit jeebied because it's stuff near eyes.


Stephanie - Jan 14, 2013 10:54:05 pm PST #7783 of 30001
Trust my rage

I've been up for the last hour with Ellie and Frisco who were both puking. Only one kid should be allowed to puke at a time. Now I'm nursing Sammy back to sleep (he was s reaming because it was the middle of the night and he was awake) and my stomach feels queasy. Not fair!!


-t - Jan 14, 2013 11:24:05 pm PST #7784 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

On my "lunch break". Hope you are asleep and not queasy, Stephanie.


Stephanie - Jan 15, 2013 1:45:07 am PST #7785 of 30001
Trust my rage

Sadly, i am awake and in the bathroom.


Kat - Jan 15, 2013 2:56:25 am PST #7786 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh stephanie, I'm so sorry.


flea - Jan 15, 2013 3:29:06 am PST #7787 of 30001
information libertarian

Oh no, Stephanie!


Stephanie - Jan 15, 2013 3:34:07 am PST #7788 of 30001
Trust my rage

At 6:00 I broke down and texted my mom. I am so sick as is everyone but Sammy. Thankfully my mom is a saint and went to get crackers and soda and then will be here.

I am not going to court today which always stresses me out to miss. But I'm sure the judge does not want me there.


Jesse - Jan 15, 2013 3:52:12 am PST #7789 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh man, Stephanie! Yeah, staying home is the good call. Thank goodness you have your mom to help.


sarameg - Jan 15, 2013 4:25:33 am PST #7790 of 30001

Oh, uhg.

You know that thing? That thing I had SO MUCH TREPIDATION about starting before the holidays because I wasn't convinced there were enough eyes looking at it and we'd have to redo everything and I was all "I'm gonna get a big fat I TOLD YOU SO out of this"?

YES THAT.

Today can just cancel itself.