Oh, uhg.
You know that thing? That thing I had SO MUCH TREPIDATION about starting before the holidays because I wasn't convinced there were enough eyes looking at it and we'd have to redo everything and I was all "I'm gonna get a big fat I TOLD YOU SO out of this"?
YES THAT.
Today can just cancel itself.
Oh dear, Stephanie! Quick relief wishes. I hope Liese and any other sick Buffistas are having a better day.
We will miss you this year, dcp!
Oh noes, Stephanie. Glad your mom can help.
Blarg, sarameg. That sucks.
It is 9 below here. -9. I feel all Ferris about it. Nine! And the furnace condensate drain has frozen again. It is 57 in the house, and that's with the fire still on embers. So much for it won't freeze back up right away and if I keep it running it should be fine. This time I skipped the standing on the rafters with a hairdryer bit and went straight to leaving the space heater up there. Which I know is not entirely safe, but I think will be an adequate stopgap until I go on the hunt for self regulating heat tape. Which will happen as soon as I can jolly myself back out from under the covers.
On the plus side, my temperature is now below normal!
Oh dear, Stephanie. I am glad your mom is able to help.
In me illness news, my ear is STILL plugged. I think I am going to lose my mind. Why can't I blow my ear like I blow my nose?
In me illness news, my ear is STILL plugged. I think I am going to lose my mind. Why can't I blow my ear like I blow my nose?
In the future we will have armies of tiny nanobots dresses as plumbers. They'll march into your ear armed with tiny pumps and hoses and get to work. Meanwhile, a robotic Gary Busey will stand by with paper towels.
It is a balmy 12 degrees out right now. Wind chill brings it down to 2. Wheeeee!
The house is ready for pest control, I'm working at Starbucks, and will later hit the laudromat to do wash all the bedsheets, blankets, and comforters. More wheeeeee!
My life is so fucking exciting.
But they haven't finished the outfits yet! You'd have a naked nasal nanobot.
But they haven't finished the outfits yet! You'd have a naked nasal nanobot.
True. Plus the Nasal Nanobot Plumbers Union requires appropriate uniforms. (I understand the uniforms are based on some popular video game characters.)