If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 13, 2012 12:29:58 pm PST #744 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got home and my coffee table was outside my apartment door! On the third floor, even! a) YAYYYYYY!!!!! b) So I didn't even need to be here Friday when they fake-tried to deliver? Hmph.


Hil R. - Nov 13, 2012 12:31:25 pm PST #745 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone.


le nubian - Nov 13, 2012 12:33:30 pm PST #746 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Happy Happy Hil!


Consuela - Nov 13, 2012 12:34:23 pm PST #747 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What's the verb for pundit? Does it have a verb? It should, and I'm voting for to pund.

Bloviate, I submit.


§ ita § - Nov 13, 2012 12:34:52 pm PST #748 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, I am no lover of Twilight, but RPattz is getting more and more annoying. Sheeit. You don't have to compare your author favourably to Tolstoy, but you could stop trashtalking YOUR FANS.


DavidS - Nov 13, 2012 12:44:42 pm PST #749 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You don't have to compare your author favourably to Tolstoy, but you could stop trashtalking YOUR FANS.

Yeah, he should stop that. But I get that he and Kristen just want the whole thing to be over. They have to be terrible roles to play. Just cheesy as fuck.


Atropa - Nov 13, 2012 12:58:11 pm PST #750 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Elmo is exonerated. Accuser said it was a consensual adult relationship after all.

Oh thank goodness.

You don't have to compare your author favourably to Tolstoy, but you could stop trashtalking YOUR FANS.

Huh, I hadn't seen him doing that. C'mon, RPatz, show some class.


P.M. Marc - Nov 13, 2012 1:01:31 pm PST #751 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Here. You can probably even figure out who said which questionable statement!

Hey! I resemble that remark!


Atropa - Nov 13, 2012 1:07:04 pm PST #752 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Yes, yes you do.


§ ita § - Nov 13, 2012 1:22:36 pm PST #753 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But I get that he and Kristen just want the whole thing to be over. They have to be terrible roles to play. Just cheesy as fuck.

Guess what? They're adults, and junkets are part of their job. The job they didn't have to accept, and that many people would gladly trample their cooling bodies in order to accept. I'm not entirely sure how bouncing from talk show to talk show criticising the quality of the project and laughing at the feelings of the people whose ticket money made him richer than fuck is professional or the way anyone older than 16 needs to be acting (under 16 I'm assuming it's still legit for one of your parents to beat your ass, but it's possible I'm disproportionately irritated by his lack of professional demeanour).

I'm not saying he doesn't get to have feelings, but for fuck's sake save them for friends, family, and therapist(s). Not Jimmy Fallon (which was where the "Bittersweet? For *them*!" comment came from).