Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.

'A Hole in the World'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Nov 13, 2012 12:44:42 pm PST #749 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You don't have to compare your author favourably to Tolstoy, but you could stop trashtalking YOUR FANS.

Yeah, he should stop that. But I get that he and Kristen just want the whole thing to be over. They have to be terrible roles to play. Just cheesy as fuck.


Atropa - Nov 13, 2012 12:58:11 pm PST #750 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Elmo is exonerated. Accuser said it was a consensual adult relationship after all.

Oh thank goodness.

You don't have to compare your author favourably to Tolstoy, but you could stop trashtalking YOUR FANS.

Huh, I hadn't seen him doing that. C'mon, RPatz, show some class.


P.M. Marc - Nov 13, 2012 1:01:31 pm PST #751 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Here. You can probably even figure out who said which questionable statement!

Hey! I resemble that remark!


Atropa - Nov 13, 2012 1:07:04 pm PST #752 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Yes, yes you do.


§ ita § - Nov 13, 2012 1:22:36 pm PST #753 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But I get that he and Kristen just want the whole thing to be over. They have to be terrible roles to play. Just cheesy as fuck.

Guess what? They're adults, and junkets are part of their job. The job they didn't have to accept, and that many people would gladly trample their cooling bodies in order to accept. I'm not entirely sure how bouncing from talk show to talk show criticising the quality of the project and laughing at the feelings of the people whose ticket money made him richer than fuck is professional or the way anyone older than 16 needs to be acting (under 16 I'm assuming it's still legit for one of your parents to beat your ass, but it's possible I'm disproportionately irritated by his lack of professional demeanour).

I'm not saying he doesn't get to have feelings, but for fuck's sake save them for friends, family, and therapist(s). Not Jimmy Fallon (which was where the "Bittersweet? For *them*!" comment came from).


SuziQ - Nov 13, 2012 2:08:50 pm PST #754 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Went to the doctor. Got lectured about asthma care. Well, after she told me I was pathetic (I love my doc). Basically I've been living in the yellow zone for the last 6 weeks. Not good. So, back on Prednisone, nebulizer every 4 waking hours, my other asthma meds, and NO karate, NO dancing, NO fun. And I should be back to normal (for me) by Monday.

I'm so freaking tired. Oh, and add in lovely cramps. Just what I need on top of everything else.


Dana - Nov 13, 2012 2:31:22 pm PST #755 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Got an answer to my Craigslist posting about the lost dog, but just a request to call. I'm pretty suspicious, given past experience with Craigslist, but I called and left him a message.


Burrell - Nov 13, 2012 2:34:05 pm PST #756 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Suzi, rest up and take care!

Elmo is exonerated. Accuser said it was a consensual adult relationship after all.

I am surprised by how relieved I am to hear this.


Anne W. - Nov 13, 2012 2:35:07 pm PST #757 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

What's it called, Anne?

Jesse, it's here. It's a mix of fanart and original stuff.

Jilli, I love the Shit My Fandom Friends Say tumblr.


Dana - Nov 13, 2012 2:42:22 pm PST #758 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

This is an awesome review, ending with the punchline:

SERVICE The well-meaning staff seems to realize that this is not a real restaurant.

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