Don't you fuck with my snapper.
So that was exciting! I actually ate lunch at a place that wasn't my desk and not even on the office campus.
Blistering headache, and when the bill came, I couldn't actually focus well enough read it. So I just wrote in $18, signed it, and left. I hope I overtipped. I think I overtipped.
I would really love the work day to be done soon. Shame I have at least one more meeting.
That thing is scary. It will, however, cut down on unwelcome groping. Also welcome groping.
My grandmother had one of those stoles that was an animal biting its tail (hook and eye in head and tail, fyi). It was a stone martin, but we always called it the "stoned martin" due to the glasy eyes.
Ideally they should be cats trained by their mothers in the art of hunting. Which is why actual barn cats are generally better.
My friend's cat, who is a few years old but does not look full grown, killed a rat in their house. They were both immensely grossed out and proud. Then they had to figure out how to get rat blood out of their carpets.
I had the flu shot in November. Work always does a clinic for employees. However the cold I had around Christmas was v. flu-like, lots of aches and exhaustion.
That's....incredible. What kind of professional is it for, though?
Timelies all!
No rats here, thank goodness, but I saw a stinkbug this morning. Which probably means more are to come. Joy.
Could a man wear that?
That way, if he had an erection it would kinda be like an Alien's jaw.