Condolences, Matt.
The weirdest thing I've heard in my alley, in comic form: [link] (exact wording was edited to make it family-friendly.)
...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!
Spike ,'Selfless'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 02, 2013 2:30:18 pm PST #6390 of 30001
§ ita § - Jan 02, 2013 2:56:34 pm PST #6391 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I stumbled on getting a word out in a meeting with a gruff director I don't talk to much--I could not say "inviolable" to save my life. In fact, I'm still second guessing myself.
However, stumbling and righting yourself with "Oh, never mind--impregnable, then" seems to be a real crowd pleaser.
IT'S VOCABULARY. IT'S NOT FOR LAUGHS.
sarameg - Jan 02, 2013 3:30:41 pm PST #6392 of 30001
None of my scheduled payments are showing up as transactions in my account, and yet the payees think they've been paid. Including my mortgage. Which is making me a little paranoid.
DavidS - Jan 02, 2013 3:33:34 pm PST #6393 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
None of my scheduled payments are showing up as transactions in my account, and yet the payees think they've been paid. Including my mortgage. Which is making me a little paranoid.
Some fucker is going around paying your bills for you!
sarameg - Jan 02, 2013 3:35:30 pm PST #6394 of 30001
Hah, I wish. No, I suspect it is just holiday-lag issues, but I dislike it when my bank account is posting the wrong information!
-t - Jan 02, 2013 3:35:45 pm PST #6395 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That happens to me all the time, sarameg, and so far everything has actually been paid and all the various records eventually agree. I guess the information of where the money is propagates differently through the systems.
Burrell - Jan 02, 2013 3:50:24 pm PST #6396 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'm so sorry, Matt.
smonster - Jan 02, 2013 3:51:20 pm PST #6397 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh Matt, that's so sad. I'm sorry.
Calli - Jan 02, 2013 4:07:29 pm PST #6398 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Did they get poofy?
They did. They're a lot more tender than store bought, too. Possibly because they were only 15 minutes old when I tried one.
§ ita § - Jan 02, 2013 4:46:22 pm PST #6399 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have faxed off my FSA receipts for 2012, gotten my medical spend for taxes (I think I might file early this year...), played both pending Scrabble moves, and I think it's time to hit the pharmacy to fill my two remaining prescriptions and then go home and meditate on where I'm working from for the last two days of the week.