No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Jan 02, 2013 1:18:23 pm PST #6387 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Did they get poofy?


tommyrot - Jan 02, 2013 1:25:00 pm PST #6388 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did they get poofy?

We made pitas at the bakery I worked at in Madison. I was amazed that almost all of them got poofy. (Which they needed to, as we sold many to restaurants for pita sandwiches.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 02, 2013 1:45:05 pm PST #6389 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Thanks for the support, everyone.

Ah co-worker, don't ever change. When I answered her question about how late I'd be staying tonight, she replied "I'll be here longer than that" as if she wanted me to give her a cookie.


sarameg - Jan 02, 2013 2:30:18 pm PST #6390 of 30001

Condolences, Matt.

The weirdest thing I've heard in my alley, in comic form: [link] (exact wording was edited to make it family-friendly.)


§ ita § - Jan 02, 2013 2:56:34 pm PST #6391 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I stumbled on getting a word out in a meeting with a gruff director I don't talk to much--I could not say "inviolable" to save my life. In fact, I'm still second guessing myself.

However, stumbling and righting yourself with "Oh, never mind--impregnable, then" seems to be a real crowd pleaser.

IT'S VOCABULARY. IT'S NOT FOR LAUGHS.


sarameg - Jan 02, 2013 3:30:41 pm PST #6392 of 30001

None of my scheduled payments are showing up as transactions in my account, and yet the payees think they've been paid. Including my mortgage. Which is making me a little paranoid.


DavidS - Jan 02, 2013 3:33:34 pm PST #6393 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

None of my scheduled payments are showing up as transactions in my account, and yet the payees think they've been paid. Including my mortgage. Which is making me a little paranoid.

Some fucker is going around paying your bills for you!


sarameg - Jan 02, 2013 3:35:30 pm PST #6394 of 30001

Hah, I wish. No, I suspect it is just holiday-lag issues, but I dislike it when my bank account is posting the wrong information!


-t - Jan 02, 2013 3:35:45 pm PST #6395 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That happens to me all the time, sarameg, and so far everything has actually been paid and all the various records eventually agree. I guess the information of where the money is propagates differently through the systems.


Burrell - Jan 02, 2013 3:50:24 pm PST #6396 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm so sorry, Matt.