Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Dec 22, 2012 8:00:44 am PST #5399 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

bon and bob have discovered the true meaning of Christmas!

Have they ever put together a bicycle in the middle of the night? That's when I learned that Santa swears.

zuiza, if it's an expensive moisturizer and she has any remnants of puritan guilt, she probably feels vaguely guilty buying it and would think it's a great present. I once gave my mother 12 bars of Dove soap, so what do I know?


bon bon - Dec 22, 2012 8:17:24 am PST #5400 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yes, we have taken it off the cross. It yet lives!

That's probably more the true meaning of Easter.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2012 8:23:19 am PST #5401 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That's probably more the true meaning of Easter.

Tim made a joke last night about Easter and a Lazarus Pit.* This proves that I have REALLY succeeded in (1) making him a more blasphemous person and (2) info-dumping Batman knowledge into his brain.

*(A Lazarus Pit is what R'as al Ghul [and other characters] has used to rise from the dead. Repeatedly.)


Jesse - Dec 22, 2012 8:28:30 am PST #5402 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK! I have had choir practice, finally went to the new burger place on my corner, been to the post office, and definitely DEFINITELY finished Christmas shopping. Now I'm going to sit for a while, then I will clean and wrap.


beekaytee - Dec 22, 2012 8:29:44 am PST #5403 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

The entire bonbob tree saga had me giggling, but Ginger cracked me all the way up:

Have they ever put together a bicycle in the middle of the night? That's when I learned that Santa swears.


meara - Dec 22, 2012 8:38:38 am PST #5404 of 30001

I'm also giggling at the tree saga. Including Easter tree.


SuziQ - Dec 22, 2012 9:13:04 am PST #5405 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I knew I was being too cocky about being done with my shopping. Despite poking, prodding, talking with the other adults in his life, CJ had one small gift for his dad and nothing for his wife. So, out we went last night and I think finally has them covered. I already got him stuff for his sister. No clue if he has anything for me...but whatever. It is better to give than to receive and all that.


Beverly - Dec 22, 2012 9:26:45 am PST #5406 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I am virtuous. Well, mostly. Everything that was being wrapped had to be mailed, and my mailables went out Tuesday, including the few cards we send, to the half-dozen people in the world who are not on the internet. The tree is up and lit (take out of box. Put together, plug in. Fluff), and the boxes of ornaments are at hand. The outside of the house has been decorated for nearly two weeks, and most of the inside decor that isn't tree is done.

I asked for a dozen-ish Satsumas, clementines, the little wee ones, mainly to add to tablescapes. I got two whopping bags of near-tangerines, most of which should be eaten or used somehow in the next day or two. Ideas, anyone? I should buy a juicer, right? I can't just peel and throw in the blender?


Consuela - Dec 22, 2012 9:33:49 am PST #5407 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Juice & freeze, Beverly? Otherwise, find a recipe for an orange cake?


Cass - Dec 22, 2012 9:40:58 am PST #5408 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I can't just peel and throw in the blender?

I've considered this, honestly.