Can you saw it off? It's good to do that anyway.
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Dec 22, 2012 6:24:34 am PST #5380 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ginger - Dec 22, 2012 6:26:01 am PST #5381 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Do you have any kind of saw? It's usually best to cut a few inches off the tree bottom, so it will take up water better.
Scrappy - Dec 22, 2012 6:27:14 am PST #5382 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
What Ginger said.
brenda m - Dec 22, 2012 6:27:39 am PST #5383 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hey!
Scrappy - Dec 22, 2012 6:29:41 am PST #5384 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I mean what brenda and Ginger said.
bon bon - Dec 22, 2012 6:37:44 am PST #5385 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
No saw. I live in an apartment, and this is a biggish tree.
Jesse - Dec 22, 2012 6:46:12 am PST #5386 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Clearly you need a saw, if you're going to have a Proper Christmas.
bon bon - Dec 22, 2012 6:50:57 am PST #5387 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME AND MY TREE
Steph L. - Dec 22, 2012 6:56:41 am PST #5388 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You don't have a saw? It's like you don't even know the true meaning of Christmas!
meara - Dec 22, 2012 7:07:19 am PST #5389 of 30001
Hah. Let me recommend from the one and only time my family got a tree, that you NOT saw off the bottom indoors anyway. Because that's how a bargain $5 tree stand ends in your ceiling having green marks, your carpet covered in pine and sap and wood, your vacuum blowing up and stinking, and you going to Walmart and buying a brand new $30 tree stand.