I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Dec 21, 2012 5:13:59 pm PST #5364 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm with Cash, that sounds divine.


Kat - Dec 21, 2012 5:25:11 pm PST #5365 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In the brief interim while my kids were at school and I wasn't with them for a party or performance, I went to Trader Joes without children, which was excellent.


msbelle - Dec 21, 2012 5:25:29 pm PST #5366 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

omg, I want BK. maybe Sunday.


Calli - Dec 21, 2012 6:09:54 pm PST #5367 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

BK sounds lovely. I've downed two sore throat cures (equal parts lemon, honey, and Jack Daniels--and there was a lot of lemon) and now I'm watching plague shows on the Science channel while reading Avnengers fic. God(dess) bless Yule vacation.


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2012 6:34:41 pm PST #5368 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, my bags didn't show up, and we ended up driving out to get them. And part of my gift to my sister broke.

It's not so much ducks nibbling as swans biting, and I'm bruised all over even if I'm not bleeding.

Don't think we're going to a resort this year. Major sadface. That was tradition, man. But I'm not all the way upset. Food family conversation--all good, and even better now that sister is home, and luggage is too.

HELLO PEOPLE!!!


Strix - Dec 21, 2012 6:45:00 pm PST #5369 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am so wiped. But I a lot of stuff done yesterday and today.

Also, I make a kick-ass homemade alfredo sauce. Baked pumpkin cookies and a loaf of lemon bread to take to D's family get-togethers.

ita !, your idea on vacation early prescriptions saved my life. I got my Ambien a week early today and it will be a godsend on the 4 days on a lumpy sofabed. THANK YOU. I owe you delicious tea and a ganache torte. Sorry swans are attacking you. Fly me to Jamaica and I will fry them, 'k

Presents are wrapped, decorations are up, the dog is bathed and has a new collar and I am going to take a hot damn shower as soon as I'm done with my peppermint schnapps cocoa.

Then sleep. Sweet sleep.


msbelle - Dec 21, 2012 6:46:03 pm PST #5370 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

man mainlining Scandal is like WOAH. at least I will be caught up after this one.


Cass - Dec 21, 2012 7:38:38 pm PST #5371 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I can't believe I likely talked my stepmom into watching Scandal. It's a good show and I really love it but omg cunniligus was not what I expected when I told her she should watch. In general, I'm a big fan. Just I sort of thought it'd be clothes and no real politics chatting. Now there's cunniligus . Still I love the show. I just wish I only talked about it with you guys and not parentals.

and now I'm watching plague shows on the Science channel

Which are awesome!


meara - Dec 21, 2012 8:08:49 pm PST #5372 of 30001

I am landed in Houston! Now to get a good nights rest before continuing on to Dallas. And then to Indy. Ugh. Such a freaking trek.


bon bon - Dec 21, 2012 8:45:56 pm PST #5373 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This is only my second time being in charge of a tree, and the tree we got came from the grocery store next door with a wooden cross attached to the bottom. This seems impossible to keep in water. Is it ok if it is just nailed to the base, unwatered for like 15 days?