DEAR PARK SLOPE, THIS IS AN INTERVENTION. PLEASE STOP. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. WE LOVE YOU AND WE WANT YOU TO GET BETTER. SINCERELY, THE REST OF BROOKLYN.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Dec 19, 2012 10:36:08 am PST #5102 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jessica - Dec 19, 2012 10:37:03 am PST #5103 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(Seriously though, if you're saving $1500/month in rent, it should not take 3 years to save up enough to put in a damn toilet.)
Kate P. - Dec 19, 2012 10:38:40 am PST #5104 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I think my favorite part is that the chamber pots are locally sourced.
Jessica - Dec 19, 2012 10:41:11 am PST #5105 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think my favorite part is that the chamber pots are locally sourced.
I can't even...this is EXACTLY why Park Slope has the reputation it does.
brenda m - Dec 19, 2012 10:43:06 am PST #5106 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It's a hoax.
le nubian - Dec 19, 2012 10:43:07 am PST #5107 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I think my favorite part is that the chamber pots are locally sourced.
right?
le nubian - Dec 19, 2012 10:43:44 am PST #5108 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
brenda,
is it? I think I am almost relieved.
Jessica - Dec 19, 2012 10:46:58 am PST #5109 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aha...yeah, scrolling down the comments on the original Hairpin article, it looks like a parody. Well that's a relief.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 19, 2012 10:47:50 am PST #5110 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
It makes me think of that article where Vinnie Karthaiser has no toilet
le nubian - Dec 19, 2012 10:47:53 am PST #5111 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I didn't know it came from the Hairpin. Okay, thank goodness.