Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.

'Shindig'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Dec 19, 2012 10:32:13 am PST #5101 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My mother usually hosts Christmas eve and makes barbeque beef of some kind. I don't eat beef so can't tell you more except it looks like pulled pork (which I also don't eat) and people pile it on fat sandwich rolls.

My whole childhood, this is what my grandma made for Christmas Eve. We probably had the same Christmas Day meal year after year, too, but what I remember most is the BBQ on Christmas Eve at my grandma's.

Now that I'm all grown up and stuff, with my family and Tim's family to juggle, we end up having Christmas Eve lunch with my dad at a restaurant (often Applebee's), Christmas Eve dinner with my mom and stepdad and stepdad's family (the meal itself often changes; this year for some reason we are ordering in pizza), and Christmas Day at Tim's parents' house (which does basically feature the same meal year after year -- a Honeybaked Ham and even the same side dishes, which I am about to violate this year by making a corn casserole [hey, if they wanted the same thing every year, they should have discouraged Tim from dating such a rabble-rouser]).

We have no Christmas morning breakfast tradition because we are lazy and usually in a rush cooking what we need to bring to Christmas dinner. t edit Actually, I think Tim bakes a pastry of some kind, which I can't eat, so then I grumble and make an egg for myself. It's the magic of Christmas.


Jessica - Dec 19, 2012 10:36:08 am PST #5102 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

DEAR PARK SLOPE, THIS IS AN INTERVENTION. PLEASE STOP. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. WE LOVE YOU AND WE WANT YOU TO GET BETTER. SINCERELY, THE REST OF BROOKLYN.


Jessica - Dec 19, 2012 10:37:03 am PST #5103 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(Seriously though, if you're saving $1500/month in rent, it should not take 3 years to save up enough to put in a damn toilet.)


Kate P. - Dec 19, 2012 10:38:40 am PST #5104 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I think my favorite part is that the chamber pots are locally sourced.


Jessica - Dec 19, 2012 10:41:11 am PST #5105 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think my favorite part is that the chamber pots are locally sourced.

I can't even...this is EXACTLY why Park Slope has the reputation it does.


brenda m - Dec 19, 2012 10:43:06 am PST #5106 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It's a hoax.


le nubian - Dec 19, 2012 10:43:07 am PST #5107 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think my favorite part is that the chamber pots are locally sourced.

right?


le nubian - Dec 19, 2012 10:43:44 am PST #5108 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

brenda,

is it? I think I am almost relieved.


Jessica - Dec 19, 2012 10:46:58 am PST #5109 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aha...yeah, scrolling down the comments on the original Hairpin article, it looks like a parody. Well that's a relief.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 19, 2012 10:47:50 am PST #5110 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

It makes me think of that article where Vinnie Karthaiser has no toilet