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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Nov 12, 2012 5:25:34 am PST #506 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ORLY?! Pull her aside after visitors leave: "I didn't want to talk to you in front of visitors, because I'm a professional. If you have a problem with me, then come and talk to me about it. Because that is what adult professionals do. But do not make the egregious assumption that I (A) cannot hear you and that (B) I will not address your nonprofessional behavior."

You may add "So shut your fucking cakehole, bitca" at your discretion.


msbelle - Nov 12, 2012 6:02:48 am PST #507 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

She's a nightmare and even though she does not report directly to my main boss anymore they have a weird close relationship - she loves to run and tell on people.


msbelle - Nov 12, 2012 6:02:58 am PST #508 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Lee - Nov 12, 2012 6:04:46 am PST #509 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

FWIW, I think the Aquarium is worth it. Maybe take a taxi to make getting Out a little easier to bear?

I decided to slounge this morning and go to the aquarium in the afternoon, since I will need to be out of the hotel then anyway.

Relatedly, can anyone send me shrift's cell phone number or even just tell me the area code? I have two numbers for her and I am not sure which to use.


Dana - Nov 12, 2012 6:06:51 am PST #510 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I pulled out of my garage at 7:15 this morning, and there was a terrified black dog running around the townhouse complex. It was 35 degrees and raining. About twenty minutes later, I coaxed him into the car, and he's currently conked out on my carpet.

I...guess I am working from home today.


msbelle - Nov 12, 2012 6:09:44 am PST #511 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

DOG!


msbelle - Nov 12, 2012 6:09:44 am PST #512 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jesse - Nov 12, 2012 6:09:50 am PST #513 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

she loves to run and tell on people.

Sure, that's professional.

Aw, Dana! You're a good person.


Dana - Nov 12, 2012 6:10:38 am PST #514 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

He was scared, cowering, and shivering. I couldn't leave him out. Now that he's inside, he's kind of a giant goofball. He must belong to someone because he knows how to sit and shake. Hopefully I can find his owners soon.


msbelle - Nov 12, 2012 6:11:51 am PST #515 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Hand to God, she used to keep a list for him of who arrived late and who left early.