Ham is nice. Then you can have ham and eggs for breakfast one day, ham sandwiches for lunch another, and in the end use the bone to make split pea soup.

Mmmm... ham.

My family's Christmas Eve tradition is the great Irish/French tradition of...cabbage rolls. Made earlier in the month and frozen. Turkey always for Xmas day.

Around here one of the traditional things is Dungeness crab...

That's a family tradition around here as well. Doesn't happen every year, but it happens on the good ones. I'm thinking about making a rib roast on Christmas as I used to make them for my MiL and I'm missing both.

I have been meaning to make tourtiere for years, ever since Dani told me about it. Maybe New Year's, although we always seem to get stuck in the kielbasa tradition.

The kids are 10 and 13, and the way they eat is ridiculous. They actually make a pizza that is just dough and cheese for them, because they don't like pizza sauce. I think they have probably never eaten a vegetable in their entire lives. The only things I have ever seen them eat are peanut butter on white bread with the crusts cut off, applesauce, sugar cereals, turkey and mashed potatoes, and hot dogs, hamburgers, and french fries.

I am pretty sure there is a Honeybaked Ham store INSIDE MY KROGER. How handy would that be. Maybe we could do ham AND appetizers. With some little buns to eat the ham on.

Honeybaked ham is both awesome and easy.

We have a family recipe version of touriere that makes frequent Xmas eve appearances.

Ham, little buns, a little bowl of mustard, and Bob's your uncle! I need to see if there is a reasonably-sized ham on sale at the super market this weekend.

I think I'm getting tourtiere for my birthday this year, which would be good.

Ham is a great family meal, flea. Plus easy. I vote for that. Did I mention a bottle of wine? I feel that's key to making the evening a pleasant one.

So after I don't know how many hours, Isaac's room is looking pretty decent! Cleared and neat, if not clean, and the cleaning lady can take care of the rest on Friday. Franny's room, after almost the same amount of time? Still a mess. I can't win. And I need to shift my attention to the den and the living room tomorrow. Le sigh.

I am pretty sure there is a Honeybaked Ham store INSIDE MY KROGER.

I wouldn't be surprised. The ones that have the jewelry stores inside them are what blow me away.

You know what's inside my Kroger? A police substation. Awwww yeah, my 'hood.

Of course, it was handy that the police were right there the night we were shopping and 2 families (of, like, 7 people EACH) got into a knock-down, drag-out fistfight IN THE STORE. And the fight kept moving throughout the store. It wasn't just Doppler shift; the fight was traveling. It was hilarious.

Awwww yeah, my 'hood.

We have a local outfit, Honey Bear Ham, that I like to patronize. I've never gotten an actual ham though, just slices. They have a dude in a bear suit outside for a few days before most big food holidays. I wonder if he's out yet.

I am pretty sure there is a Honeybaked Ham store INSIDE MY KROGER.

My Dad works for one of the local Kroger-owned stores (yes, the same one my Mom worked at). He is now officially the Guy Who Demos The Honeybaked Ham because he was so good at it last year. As in, Dad makes up his own jingles and sings them over the P.A. system every hour. Apparently that store's Honeybaked Ham sales have doubled since they put Dad back on the mic.