It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 12, 2012 4:01:21 am PST #493 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy birthday Jess! Happy anniversary sj(the teacups?)


Sue - Nov 12, 2012 4:12:22 am PST #494 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Happy Birthday Jess!


Volans - Nov 12, 2012 4:13:02 am PST #495 of 30001
move out and draw fire

Happy Birthday Jess!

Happy Anniversary Teacups!


sj - Nov 12, 2012 4:19:19 am PST #496 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Jessica!!!

Thanks for the anniversary wishes. TCG has the day off today, and we just woke up and exchanged gifts.

Happy anniversary sj(the teacups?)

The Teacups works for me. Thanks!


Volans - Nov 12, 2012 4:29:19 am PST #497 of 30001
move out and draw fire

1st in her class at West Point for fitness.

Which is some serious fitness. They must've had some pretty athletic sex.

And now I'm going to start making "surge" jokes.


Lee - Nov 12, 2012 4:33:55 am PST #498 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy birthday Jessica!

Happy anniversary, teacups!

I am trying to figure out if I want to be ambitious and go to the Aquarium, or slothful and spend my morning lazing in the hotel room. So far sloth is winning, though I would like to see the aquarium.


sumi - Nov 12, 2012 4:53:36 am PST #499 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday, Jessica!

Happy Anniversary teacups!


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 12, 2012 4:54:52 am PST #500 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Jessica!

Happy Anniversary, sj!


ChiKat - Nov 12, 2012 4:56:10 am PST #501 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, Jessica!!!

Happy anniversary, Teacups!


Theodosia - Nov 12, 2012 4:58:32 am PST #502 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

FWIW, I think the Aquarium is worth it. Maybe take a taxi to make getting Out a little easier to bear?