Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Dec 14, 2012 7:54:21 am PST #4431 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

?!?!?!?! oh my god.


Jesse - Dec 14, 2012 7:54:43 am PST #4432 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesus.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 14, 2012 7:56:17 am PST #4433 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Holy hell! CNN is way behind. They were saying two adults killed and nothing about any kids.


Steph L. - Dec 14, 2012 7:57:05 am PST #4434 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

CNN is saying 10 kids when I just checked it. (CNN also thinks I'm in China -- seriously. So maybe I'm getting an international version?)


Kate P. - Dec 14, 2012 7:57:39 am PST #4435 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh my god. Oh my god.


le nubian - Dec 14, 2012 7:58:42 am PST #4436 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

You know, in addition to the parents (who absolutely must be in a fucking panic) and the teachers, I really feel for the first responders. This shit has got to live with them forever.


Jessica - Dec 14, 2012 8:01:58 am PST #4437 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jesus, I can't even turn on my TV. I don't want to be seeing this.


le nubian - Dec 14, 2012 8:05:05 am PST #4438 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

AP says: 27 dead, 18 children.


Amy - Dec 14, 2012 8:05:12 am PST #4439 of 30001
Because books.

I wish I hadn't. I can't even imagine the scene. And no one has the same numbers.


le nubian - Dec 14, 2012 8:06:32 am PST #4440 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

BTW, they think there were two shooters.