I feel like I should be flying out to where Consuela is so I can go growl at people on her behalf, and perhaps answer the phone calls for her. "Yes, I understand you're unhappy. No, Consuela can't come to the phone right now. Feel free to rant at me, and I'll pass along anything important."
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Atropa - Dec 12, 2012 12:59:50 pm PST #4125 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
le nubian - Dec 12, 2012 1:00:44 pm PST #4126 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Jilli,
I think it is fair to say that you could become a wealthy woman if you would agree to be hired out to growl at people.
Jesse - Dec 12, 2012 1:01:51 pm PST #4127 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My coworker just told me that her day on Friday is crazy booked up, but finally confessed that four of the hours are parties! Hmph.
Atropa - Dec 12, 2012 1:02:31 pm PST #4128 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I think it is fair to say that you could become a wealthy woman if you would agree to be hired out to growl at people.
I am totally up for this career path! The great thing is that no one ever expects me to be growly, so they're completely startled by it and (usually) do what I say.
Cass - Dec 12, 2012 1:03:21 pm PST #4129 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
She's really good at it. Really good.
Amy - Dec 12, 2012 1:03:55 pm PST #4130 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, if Jilli even just looked sternly at me and pointed her finger, I would behave posthaste.
Consuela, I don't have any (polite) words for where you work. I'm so sorry.
§ ita § - Dec 12, 2012 1:17:09 pm PST #4131 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Before tumblr crashed on me again, I was looking at the "last song you heard is your signature sex move" meme.
I know I'm not the only one whose last remembered lyric is "Come, they told me." It's the time of year for great cheer. And group orgasm, clearly.
Steph L. - Dec 12, 2012 1:22:51 pm PST #4132 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"last song you heard is your signature sex move" meme.
Oh, god, mine was that awful George Michael "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart; the very next day, you gave it away" song. So my signature sex move is...being bitter as hell? (Seriously, that song is the "Tainted Love" of Christmas music. And yet it gets played constantly.)
Jesse - Dec 12, 2012 1:23:30 pm PST #4133 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The last song I heard was "Only the Good Die Young." The little death??
Connie Neil - Dec 12, 2012 1:23:31 pm PST #4134 of 30001
brillig
Hah, Adele's "Rollin' in the Deep"