I think it is fair to say that you could become a wealthy woman if you would agree to be hired out to growl at people.
I am totally up for this career path! The great thing is that no one ever expects me to be growly, so they're completely startled by it and (usually) do what I say.
She's really good at it. Really good.
Oh, if Jilli even just looked sternly at me and pointed her finger, I would behave posthaste.
Consuela, I don't have any (polite) words for where you work. I'm so sorry.
Before tumblr crashed on me again, I was looking at the "last song you heard is your signature sex move" meme.
I know I'm not the only one whose last remembered lyric is "Come, they told me." It's the time of year for great cheer. And group orgasm, clearly.
"last song you heard is your signature sex move" meme.
Oh, god, mine was that awful George Michael "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart; the very next day, you gave it away" song. So my signature sex move is...being bitter as hell? (Seriously, that song is the "Tainted Love" of Christmas music. And yet it gets played constantly.)
The last song I heard was "Only the Good Die Young." The little death??
Hah, Adele's "Rollin' in the Deep"
Consuela, I don't have any (polite) words for where you work
Well, it's worth remembering that they save lives.
But yeah, even my boss admits they're just crap at HR.
And I just called my folks back and they're not answering either the land line or the cell. Argh.
Dear Universe
If you are punking Consuela, just stop. It's not funny.
And if you are serious, then back the hell up. Enough already.
Jeesh.
Wow, Consuela, that's ridiculous. Do you know if you are on the list?
When M complains about his students sometimes, I get twinges of guilt thinking back to how careless I was as a college student -- mostly in terms of procrastinating and just flat-out not doing the reading, things like that, but I'm sure I was inconsiderate of my professors' time as well. I just hope it was never anything as bad as that! But this guy is a faculty member at another school??? Unbelievable.
Hah. Le nubian's example is pretty egregious especially since he's an adult. I don't think I did much of that as a college student, but I remember being appalled at one of my roommates and how often she would ask for extensions and stuff. I never did, but would sometimes decide it was worth the grade off to turn in late or whatever.
Also, I want to go home and sleep, but I have to do more work here and then drive back to LA. Boo.