What would I do with a dozen bakers?
Have ALL THE PASTRIES. Ever.
Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Dec 12, 2012 6:17:26 am PST #4061 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Consuela - Dec 12, 2012 6:17:28 am PST #4062 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
So my dad announced last night that he wanted to move back to the old place because the new one was "inconvenient". OMG WTF POLAR BEARS.
ARGH.
askye - Dec 12, 2012 6:20:57 am PST #4063 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
Oh, Consuela, I'm so sorry. Did he say what was "inconvenient" or do you think your mom's attitude is getting to him?
DavidS - Dec 12, 2012 6:25:19 am PST #4064 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So my dad announced last night that he wanted to move back to the old place because the new one was "inconvenient".
Consuela's response: Something mildly frustrated but calming and reasonable.
My response: "You're inconvenient!"
-t - Dec 12, 2012 6:25:36 am PST #4065 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh good lord, Consuela. I'm sorry.
brenda m - Dec 12, 2012 6:28:11 am PST #4066 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
The old place will be plenty inconvenient with no furniture or utilities.
Oy. I'm really hoping this transition period wraps itself up fast for the sake of your sanity.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 12, 2012 6:29:05 am PST #4067 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Consuela, I will just echo what everyone else is saying. Also, I do not want to have to do this ever.
Consuela - Dec 12, 2012 6:31:27 am PST #4068 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Until now, my dad has been relatively sane; it was quite horrifying to hear that from him.
ION, I want to visit the Green Dragon Pub: [link]
Jesse - Dec 12, 2012 6:43:21 am PST #4069 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Holy crap, Consuela, I can barely imagine trying to manage one irrational parent, nevermind two.
Did I mention that no one could call my dad yesterday because at least one of the cordless phones was off the hook and they were both missing? I found them both! In random drawers no where near their bases. So that was exciting. Luckily I could call my grandmother and get her to yell up the stairs that I was late, but coming.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 12, 2012 6:46:54 am PST #4070 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Until now, my dad has been relatively sane; it was quite horrifying to hear that from him.
Can you just ignore him and hope this latest outburst goes away? I honestly don't know what else you can do. They are both being bananas. And it seems they are quite set on causing you the maximum amount of anxiety possible.