I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Dec 12, 2012 6:28:11 am PST #4066 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The old place will be plenty inconvenient with no furniture or utilities.

Oy. I'm really hoping this transition period wraps itself up fast for the sake of your sanity.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 12, 2012 6:29:05 am PST #4067 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Consuela, I will just echo what everyone else is saying. Also, I do not want to have to do this ever.


Consuela - Dec 12, 2012 6:31:27 am PST #4068 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Until now, my dad has been relatively sane; it was quite horrifying to hear that from him.

ION, I want to visit the Green Dragon Pub: [link]


Jesse - Dec 12, 2012 6:43:21 am PST #4069 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Holy crap, Consuela, I can barely imagine trying to manage one irrational parent, nevermind two.

Did I mention that no one could call my dad yesterday because at least one of the cordless phones was off the hook and they were both missing? I found them both! In random drawers no where near their bases. So that was exciting. Luckily I could call my grandmother and get her to yell up the stairs that I was late, but coming.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 12, 2012 6:46:54 am PST #4070 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Until now, my dad has been relatively sane; it was quite horrifying to hear that from him.

Can you just ignore him and hope this latest outburst goes away? I honestly don't know what else you can do. They are both being bananas. And it seems they are quite set on causing you the maximum amount of anxiety possible.


DavidS - Dec 12, 2012 6:56:29 am PST #4071 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

One of Matilda's longstanding grievances with life is that she's never seen a rainbow in person.

We trudged off to school this morning, and it had obviously rained recently, but we were between showers and a little late for bell, so we pushed uphill in a hurry.

I kissed her goodbye and walked back home talking with Hannah, the parent of one of Matilda's friends and classmates. As we were chatting we looked up and saw a gorgeous full rainbow.

That was probably behind Matiilda and me the entire time we walked to school, but that she never saw.

I'm afraid to even mention it to her. It even split into a double rainbow.


Liese S. - Dec 12, 2012 6:57:07 am PST #4072 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I kinda feel for your dad, because as much as you're hearing from your mom, I'm sure he's hearing it 24-7. And he wouldn't have to be there if it weren't for her.

But yeah, you definitely need him on board with this. I wonder now how much of her escaping was also him.


Stephanie - Dec 12, 2012 7:19:19 am PST #4073 of 30001
Trust my rage

One of Matilda's longstanding grievances with life is that she's never seen a rainbow in person.

Someone, I just love this. Rainbows here happen all the time, but I love the idea of someone looking for one and just missing them. I mean, I wouldn't mention it to *her*, but it's sort of sweet in a melancholy sort of way.


erikaj - Dec 12, 2012 7:20:37 am PST #4074 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, he might be a little upset, because change is hard. but Suela's mom is pushing his buttons. Thanks, Jesse. But I'd have to sniff a cowboy to get by with it.


Stephanie - Dec 12, 2012 7:21:53 am PST #4075 of 30001
Trust my rage

So, I joined this health club and last night I took all three kids. I picked this place because they have a *great* kids club. Daycare doesn't even really describe it. Anyway, Sammy doesn't really care for it, although he is adjusting, and I had to physically pull Frisco off me. Ellie just looked glum when I dropped her off. Frisco was sort of yelling about how he didn't want to stay.

I rushed through everything, not even washing my hands to get back to them. And then they didn't want to leave. And I was so mean for making them go and why couldn't they stay. They were mad half the ride home.

Yeah, I'm thrilled they like it and we will probably go again tonight, but sometimes being a parent is just unfair.