Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Dec 11, 2012 6:02:36 pm PST #4031 of 30001

Dude. Even I, the gay, would not chuck Tom Hardy. I think he's delicious.


Dana - Dec 11, 2012 6:08:48 pm PST #4032 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

C Adam Levine. Nothing else matters.


sarameg - Dec 11, 2012 6:11:33 pm PST #4033 of 30001

Way too much mixed company conversation about vibrators (or lack and opinions thereof,) but my inner 12 year old and a phone set to vibrate with texts from someone else's toyboy at a really prime moment totally had me having a beautiful punny meltdown to get over the awkward... I love my neighbors. Thank god they seem to like me.

But I can unhave portions of that conversation now, please. I expect that from K and am resigned to it, but I still don't require that level of disclosure. And plenty of wine made me way too honest, but we're forgiving sorts.

I'm approaching holiday panic. I've bought ONE gift. I just want to resign from the holidays this year, but the boys won't get it.


smonster - Dec 11, 2012 6:33:12 pm PST #4034 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

F ASH, M Aldis, and not only C Adam, but collapse the cliff on top of him.


Lee - Dec 11, 2012 6:34:45 pm PST #4035 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I would chuck Adam in that group, but I think he might be a good F, as long as you didn't plan on sticking around.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2012 6:41:28 pm PST #4036 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I will chuck Levine. To my sister, so y'all are out of luck. She's a limpet that gives head.

I will marry Aldis and F Head, simply because Aldis is young and spry and I want to ogle him doing escrima.

I've given up on trying to duplicate the pineapple/carrot/raisin muffin from near work, and instead am focusing on improving the pineapple/carrot/raisin muffin recipe I have. Today was good! I wish I weren't futzing with amounts, though. Because in six months I'll have forgotten where the fudging was happening and how.

Did I post this privacy-strengthening link here before? I'm cleaning up open windows, and although I never got all the way through it, it did give me some news I didn't love, and some stuff got tightened further.


msbelle - Dec 11, 2012 6:43:53 pm PST #4037 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Have JDM and RDJ played brothers in anything?


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2012 6:46:19 pm PST #4038 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

IN MY BED.

Wait, no--I don't have an incest kink. Would that make inviting Javier Bardem for a foursome creepy?

There was a funny Supernatural fic (well, no the fic was harrowing, it was a funny *bit*) where their life was made into movies, and RDJ played their father, and he was actually in the story.


Cass - Dec 11, 2012 7:03:53 pm PST #4039 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I will marry Aldis

That man smells amazing and is crazy polite every time I've run across him. Hell yes, you marry him. And his arms.


bon bon - Dec 11, 2012 7:04:04 pm PST #4040 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I've given up on trying to duplicate the pineapple/carrot/raisin muffin from near work,

I was out in the field today and everyone at the firm was recommending the sandwich place downstairs -- does your place start with S-P-E?