It's my fantasy: he takes my made up surname,and he stops French kissing the pets. That's just how it's gotta be.

Okay, making muffins has kind of become a compulsion. Well, not as big of one as eating them, but still.

FYI Sami on Days looks the same even after 20 years.

She really does look great. Gotta love a show that you only have to watch once a month to keep caught up.

So I looked at all the FCM links above and I gotta say, F 'em all.

It's my fantasy: he takes my made up surname

It certainly happens. A family friend's DH took her surname because she has a wonderful extended family and he is estranged from his. Seemed a logical move. My DH#1 decided to change his surname legally so we both changed our names. Not that ita !'s fantasy wasn't perfectly proper and lovely without the reality stuff.

I stopped watching Days regularly in 1987 and I can still sort of follow the plots. But I do miss As the World Turns and Guiding Light b

so I'm going to chuck Tom Hardy.

WTF? What is this I don't even

Chuck him my way, yo.

I really wanted to make one of these Blake Shelton

See, if you wanted to make it really hard for me, you would have made one Adam Levine.

F = Idris Elba (rowr)
C = Tom Hardy (sorry, Tom!)
M = Jeffrey Dean Morgan (I don't know WHAT ita is talking about. Crazy woman.)

I'm sorry, Tom's a nice bit of what what, but me and a shoe fetishist are really just a setup for disappointment. I'm much better at faking not hating dogs indoors than presenting shoes correctly, and IDRIS GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU ARE THE SEXIEST MAN THAT KNOWS HE IS SEXY IN THE WORLD.

I am not coherent on those three, but only T-Hard makes me nervous.

Talk about whiplash--I watched fifteen minutes of reportage on John Carlos and his book that's going into paperback next month, did my standard '68 Olympics crying ("the" podium gets me even when I think I'm braced) and then...this: [link] I don't care how tight she is with Serena, that's just got baggage all over it, and I NEVER LIKED HER ANYWAY.

In news of distracting things, I want to make a favicon for provocateuse, and I just want it to be a nice P. Does anyone have a suggestion for a font with a nice P that will look decent at 16x16 and 32x32? Typography wonks, you're my only hope...

Yeah, IE is really sexy. He made me all "What's a little heroin?" and his American accent is mind-blowingly perfect. I thought he really sounded like that, for the longest time.(Not that there is anything wrong with his daily voice...it just amazes me that some people can do that.) There are certain aftershaves that make me think of Stringer...I want to sniff him and see if I was right. Maybe he'd believe it's a Southwest American custom?

Timelies all!

Took Gary out for dinner. Went to a nice upscale Indian place near Dupont Circle where we shared a number of appetizers. Nom.