Another one, since Amy thought that one was so easy

FCM:

Tom Hardy

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Idris Elba

(Sidenotes: a) I really wanted to make one of these Blake Shelton, just for Amy [link] b) The admin manager came in to give me my Holiday card/bonus just as I was doing looking at Mr. Shelton. Oops)

Oooh.

Elba: M (oh yes!)

Morgan: C. (especially after watching a horrible movie he was in)

Hardy: F (oh yes!)

Flea, no you turn tail and run because that's an awful thing to do and you can't face yourself and you're a cowardly little shit, OR APPARENTLY YOU WAVE AND COME BACK TO WORK THE NEXT DAY. Whichever. They're both totally plausible.

I'm not sure how you guys are looking at those three guys and making all the wrong decisions. I mean, I know Chris Hemsworth can do all this sort of bullshit: [link] but we're talking a) PACEY grown into full manhood, and b) [link] . Good lord, people. Chuck the blond, and do whatever you can get away with with the other two.

You know, I still believe that Tom Hardy is a heartbeat away from a public embarrassing meltdown, also I don't think my muscles would work if we were in the same room, so I'm going to chuck Tom Hardy. I am going to proceed to drown my sorrows in screwing the daylights out of Idris Elba, and then waking up most mornings next to Papa Winchester Jeffrey Dean ! (he's taking my surname).

I still believe that Tom Hardy is a heartbeat away from a public embarrassing meltdown

maybe after I finish with those luscious lips.

and then waking up most mornings next to Papa Winchester Jeffrey Dean ! (he's taking my surname).

You know he has dogs, right? Maybe it would be best if I just held on to him for you.

There's going to be an interview, and he's going to go nuclear, so you better have gotten what you need and back out again.

He has me on tenterhooks, the motherfucker. I mean, when he's being Tom Hardy. When he's acting apparently I just cry, and I'd hate to base either a marriage or a one night stand on that sort of dysfunction.

You know he has dogs, right?

I don't see anything wrong with having dogs.

I'm just not sharing my house with them. We'll come to an amicable agreement fuelled by blackmail of one sort or another.

I would put money on JDM sleeping with his dog. For some people, that's a deal-breaker.

(raises hand)