never been to one, I think of them as things that only happen on soap operas.
Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Dec 05, 2012 5:00:36 am PST #3225 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
JZ - Dec 05, 2012 5:18:17 am PST #3226 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I've seen the one in Groundhog Day about... let's see, seen the movie probably thirty times, with what, three or four iterations per viewing? But outside of that, I got nothin'. Never even heard of one happening in real life.
I had to stop and think a second about whether it had ever happened at Faire, but, no. With that particular group of awesomely strange people, the potential for a bachelor auction going severely Wrong is just too great.
Calli - Dec 05, 2012 5:40:18 am PST #3227 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I've only seen Bachelor Auctions in fanfic. Then again, I haven't been to a lot of auctions period. The only one that comes to mind in the past 10 years or so would be the silent auction to benefit a local rape crisis center, and I can't imagine a bachelor auction being appropriate for that.
Fred Pete - Dec 05, 2012 5:43:44 am PST #3228 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Belated Happy Birthday, amych!
tommyrot - Dec 05, 2012 5:51:02 am PST #3229 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In case you were wondering....
Andrew M. Seaman writes: "Researchers found that between 1989 and 2005, the number of sperm in one milliliter of the average 35-year-old Frenchman's semen fell from about 74 million to about 50 million - a decrease of roughly 32 percent".
Amy - Dec 05, 2012 5:55:05 am PST #3230 of 30001
Because books.
Bachelor auctions happen a lot in romance, too.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 05, 2012 5:55:32 am PST #3231 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Andrew M. Seaman? Srsly?
Sounds like the Onion came up with that name.
Burrell - Dec 05, 2012 6:00:53 am PST #3232 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That's hilarious, Frankenbuddha.
msbelle - Dec 05, 2012 6:04:14 am PST #3233 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
This where I get to remind everyone that I used to live on Seaman Dr. off the corner of Cumming Ave. HAND TO GOD. At the actual corner of Seaman and Cumming was a CHURCH!!
The next street down was Dykeman and where it crossed Broadway there were the Broad Dyke aparments and the Broad Dyke Meat Market!!! Best neighborhood for names ever.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 05, 2012 6:12:46 am PST #3234 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Smithers: Frankly sir, I think women and seamen don't mix.
Mr. Burns: We know what you thnk.