Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 04, 2012 10:33:48 am PST #3172 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If corn is in season, chances are I'm going to be grilling. But I am also a fire snob as well as being a corn snob.

You're a fancy grill-haver, is what you are! I didn't even have a fire escape in my last apartment, so I guess I could have grilled on the sidewalk, but that's a little weird, even for me.


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2012 10:43:45 am PST #3173 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know what the best corn is, and that it's not here and not in my kitchen ever (you have to pull off the road at Faith's Pen and buy it with yam and saltfish and fried fish, so I have no idea what you're talking about). I just don't feel that adequate corn is supposed to show that much rot that fast.


Jesse - Dec 04, 2012 10:51:22 am PST #3174 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

No, no it's not.


-t - Dec 04, 2012 10:59:56 am PST #3175 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Isn't there a kind of mold or smut or something that grows on corn that is a delicacy in its own right? I forget what it's called, assuming it exists as a real thing outside my imagination.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 04, 2012 11:07:16 am PST #3176 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Never mind - misread what the post was asking.


flea - Dec 04, 2012 11:13:50 am PST #3177 of 30001
information libertarian

It is called corn smut. Which is an inherently funny name. [link]


Consuela - Dec 04, 2012 11:22:06 am PST #3178 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I've decided to work out which fruit I like, for values of fruit that equal apple. So I'm doing a one by one test, organic, since that's closest to the truth, I figure.

I'm pretty much just a Granny Smith fan, although Galas are fine. If you can get them, Pink Ladies are lovely (and their flesh is pink!). And, of course, Macouns, which I have only ever had in New England in October: they are not shipped commercially. The McIntoshes I buy at Farmer Joe's don't taste like the ones I used to get as a child...


Jesse - Dec 04, 2012 11:23:29 am PST #3179 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is amazing! I am aware of huitlacoche, but had no idea that's what it is. Yikes.


billytea - Dec 04, 2012 11:49:46 am PST #3180 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Political quote of the day:

A new Public Policy Polling survey shows finds that 49% of Republican voters nationally say they think that ACORN stole the election for President Obama, as compared to 52% that thought ACORN stole the 2008 election, "a modest decline, but perhaps smaller than might have been expected given that ACORN doesn't exist anymore."


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2012 11:55:36 am PST #3181 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh come on. Obama employs time travel to send ACORN agents from 2008 to 2012. The same way he traveled back to 1961 to plant his "birth announcement" in the Honolulu paper.