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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 04, 2012 10:28:40 am PST #3168 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How long is reasonable for corn to live in your crisper?

Never! Corn should go straight from the farmers' market to the grill, or else be bought frozen. t /corn snob


Jesse - Dec 04, 2012 10:29:33 am PST #3169 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is also a true fact, although corn does not need to be grilled. It should definitely be cooked the same day it is picked, though.


Jessica - Dec 04, 2012 10:30:52 am PST #3170 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If corn is in season, chances are I'm going to be grilling. But I am also a fire snob as well as being a corn snob.


sumi - Dec 04, 2012 10:32:04 am PST #3171 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

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Jesse - Dec 04, 2012 10:33:48 am PST #3172 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If corn is in season, chances are I'm going to be grilling. But I am also a fire snob as well as being a corn snob.

You're a fancy grill-haver, is what you are! I didn't even have a fire escape in my last apartment, so I guess I could have grilled on the sidewalk, but that's a little weird, even for me.


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2012 10:43:45 am PST #3173 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know what the best corn is, and that it's not here and not in my kitchen ever (you have to pull off the road at Faith's Pen and buy it with yam and saltfish and fried fish, so I have no idea what you're talking about). I just don't feel that adequate corn is supposed to show that much rot that fast.


Jesse - Dec 04, 2012 10:51:22 am PST #3174 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

No, no it's not.


-t - Dec 04, 2012 10:59:56 am PST #3175 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Isn't there a kind of mold or smut or something that grows on corn that is a delicacy in its own right? I forget what it's called, assuming it exists as a real thing outside my imagination.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 04, 2012 11:07:16 am PST #3176 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Never mind - misread what the post was asking.


flea - Dec 04, 2012 11:13:50 am PST #3177 of 30001
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It is called corn smut. Which is an inherently funny name. [link]