Also she may be honing her deadpan snark.
Good for her.
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 03, 2012 4:59:59 pm PST #3099 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
lisah - Dec 03, 2012 5:01:43 pm PST #3100 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
As much as I love them, we are NOT getting a tree this year. Too much temptation for puppyhead. (Who is passed out with her warm puppy head resting against my leg right now. awwww)
Jesse - Dec 03, 2012 5:08:31 pm PST #3101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Puppy head!
§ ita § - Dec 03, 2012 5:14:35 pm PST #3102 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ew. Animal touching.
Motherfuck, I'm still at work. Trying to send the partial work to the vendor was a bad idea. Going.
Now.
msbelle - Dec 03, 2012 5:22:24 pm PST #3103 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Lee I highly recommend fosters that have been in a house with cats, also dogs with any sort of a hint of a Scottish connection, also mutts, also dog kisses.
Trudy Booth - Dec 03, 2012 5:23:01 pm PST #3104 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Oh msbelle, what a damn nightmare! For both of you!
Though... if you were coughing/talking at all the whole time the Heimlich might not have been the way to go anyway. Even when done perfectly it can break the xyphoid process or ribs. It's worth doing to save a life of course, but the whole ordeal could have wound up even more traumatic had E cracked a few of your ribs!
So glad you're both ok. Too scary. Too damn scary.
msbelle - Dec 03, 2012 5:27:53 pm PST #3105 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I wasn't coughing until I expelled something by standing up and leaning over, and I knew once I coughed that I was in fact breathing, but it didn't feel right or like enough could get in, but all good now and I will be sleeping in his room.
I may even sing him to sleep with some lullaby about how he is the farter and rules over fartland.
Trudy Booth - Dec 03, 2012 5:29:35 pm PST #3106 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
That's touching as hell. In a farty way.
Consuela - Dec 03, 2012 5:43:08 pm PST #3107 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
My god, I actually had a pleasant conversation with Mom in which no horrible things were said and she never mentioned moving.
... the worst thing is that I found that worth remarking.
SuziQ - Dec 03, 2012 5:48:22 pm PST #3108 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I'm so tired of drama. This time it isn't me or my family, but my BFF. I know I posted a while back when she discovered that her husband was molesting their daughter. Bad situation but once he was confronted, he has given her everything she has asked for. And her daughter has recovered from the experience fairly well, though she doesn't ever want to see dad again (understandably).
So I recently found out that in August her eldest son, 18 years old, was arrested for domestic abuse of his girl friend. My BFF bailed him out. Then a few weeks ago he snapped and started beating up my BFF to the point where neighbors had to call the cops. He is still in jail and not due out until December 30th. She is moving from Washington back to California on December 21st. She has had the worst 5 months ever. I just can't even... I wish I could help her move or do something to help her. Right now it is just a lot of talking and trying to tempt her to move to Colorado.