Awww, this Buzzfeed post makes me miss visiting the Zmayhem. I kept scrolling down, waiting for it to show up, and it finally did. (#10 is a long-standing tag across the street from the Zmayhem residence).
We're #10! We're #10!
I have roundtripped Emmett to the East Bay, but I can't take a shower yet because there was no parking when I got back, so I'll have to run down to the car and move it ahead of the street sweepers in ten minutes.
ION, we're getting out xmas tree on Wednesday. I'm ready to decorate. Bring on the lights so that I may fend off the the S.A.D.
You guys, Kate Middleton is pregnant! And really sick with it, poor thing.
Little princeling and/or princessa!
fingers crossed for Princess!
Seriously, there's a reverse-hypochondria where you go to extreme lengths to deny there's anything wrong.
I've mentioned the time my mom waited until evening to call me for a ride to the hospital to have her chest pains checked out because she didn't want to bother me at work, haven't I?
Latest report from the front lines: my mother wishes we would all die in hell.
Oh, and she thinks the food isn't very good and the portions are too small (and doesn't get the joke there).
who would she complain to and/or about if you were all to die? Then she would be really miserable..
Poor thing not being able to enjoy anything.
I think you should die before you go to hell--take a tip from the Winchesters.
I'm surprised this isn't a Wikipedia page
Of course it is:
Good morning!
Speaking of Sarameg's dad, I'm having more trouble driving than makes me comfortable. But by the time you're halfway there...
Yeah. Start less.
Oi, 'suela. At least her complaints are about having to stay there, as if maybe that is finally sinking in? (I'm making this up as I go along, with fingers crossed for you & your family).
Latest report from the front lines: my mother wishes we would all die in hell.
And if that's not possible she intends to make this life as hellish as humanly possible.
