We were just told that when we're instructed to, we have to comment on our crap content, including Twitter, LinkedIn, and Google+. Or, you know, we'll get FIRED, since some poor soul has been designated to keep track of the user names we have to give her by five today.
Ugh, DH had a job like that once - the magazine's website was getting no traffic, so the staff was instructed to create sockpuppets and fake comments on all the articles. (Or was it that they were supposed to create fake profiles for the online dating site attached to the magazine? I forget.)
Either way, it was WAY ethically shady, and the magazine went under completely less than a year later.
A toaster oven might be a bit heavy to carry home, Jesse.
Either way, it was WAY ethically shady, and the magazine went under completely less than a year later.
Oh, this place is completely shady. All the way in the shade. I'm just waiting for someone to bust them, honestly.
A toaster oven might be a bit heavy to carry home, Jesse.
Yeah. I am always carrying too-heavy things home! At least the walk is on the Target side of the subway ride.
Any gmail account will beg you to go all Google+ on its ass. It's annoying, or maybe I shouldn't have 15. That's easy enough. LinkedIn and FaceBook seem like a lot of trouble to fake, but you should be able to whip up a mildly convincing Twitter and G+ secondary account with which to drink the company Kool Aid.
If your fake people need fake friends, I've got alternate identities aplenty. I mean, I can speak to a man about a horse for you.
Why hiccoughs? These are a treaty violation, and fucking with my typing to boot.
Right. I need to get a message to my doctor to try going all out on this admission. I don't want anything to go untried just because they think I'm delicate. DO EVERYTHING.
From beneath you, it devours.
Holy crap, we're all going to die.
There's a sinkhole forming on my commute to work, clearly a water main leak. They've dug it up and done something, but given the way the road is continuing to collapse I've made sure I know all the alternate routes...
We had a sinkhole in the middle of downtown a while ago - a month maybe - closed down some major streets until they got it fixed. Caused by an old water pipe bursting underground. Nothing as dramatic as the ones in those pictures, though.
Those pictures are BANANAS. I'm never moving to Guatemala City, that's for sure.
Ugh Amy, what a crappy thing for your boss to ask of you, so shady.
