A toaster oven might be a bit heavy to carry home, Jesse.
Yeah. I am always carrying too-heavy things home! At least the walk is on the Target side of the subway ride.
Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jul 12, 2013 9:47:05 am PDT #28958 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tom Scola - Jul 12, 2013 9:49:44 am PDT #28959 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
§ ita § - Jul 12, 2013 9:52:42 am PDT #28960 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Any gmail account will beg you to go all Google+ on its ass. It's annoying, or maybe I shouldn't have 15. That's easy enough. LinkedIn and FaceBook seem like a lot of trouble to fake, but you should be able to whip up a mildly convincing Twitter and G+ secondary account with which to drink the company Kool Aid.
If your fake people need fake friends, I've got alternate identities aplenty. I mean, I can speak to a man about a horse for you.
Why hiccoughs? These are a treaty violation, and fucking with my typing to boot.
Right. I need to get a message to my doctor to try going all out on this admission. I don't want anything to go untried just because they think I'm delicate. DO EVERYTHING.
shrift - Jul 12, 2013 9:58:56 am PDT #28961 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
From beneath you, it devours.
Holy crap, we're all going to die.
sarameg - Jul 12, 2013 10:00:43 am PDT #28962 of 30001
There's a sinkhole forming on my commute to work, clearly a water main leak. They've dug it up and done something, but given the way the road is continuing to collapse I've made sure I know all the alternate routes...
Toddson - Jul 12, 2013 10:06:31 am PDT #28963 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
We had a sinkhole in the middle of downtown a while ago - a month maybe - closed down some major streets until they got it fixed. Caused by an old water pipe bursting underground. Nothing as dramatic as the ones in those pictures, though.
Jesse - Jul 12, 2013 10:09:12 am PDT #28964 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Those pictures are BANANAS. I'm never moving to Guatemala City, that's for sure.
Burrell - Jul 12, 2013 10:17:20 am PDT #28965 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ugh Amy, what a crappy thing for your boss to ask of you, so shady.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 12, 2013 11:13:34 am PDT #28966 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Those pictures are BANANAS. I'm never moving to Guatemala City, that's for sure.
Can a Sci-Fi original movie be far behind?
Jessica - Jul 12, 2013 11:14:33 am PDT #28967 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Can a Sci-Fi original movie be far behind?
SHARKHOLE