That is screamingly funny.
I'm curious as to how the reportage established that the baby was in fact a tasty one.
Right, what's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
Riley ,'Sleeper'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Jul 04, 2013 2:45:54 pm PDT #28231 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
-t - Jul 04, 2013 2:46:17 pm PDT #28232 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That is an excellent gift. Happy birthday, Monica! I'm sorry to not get over to see you guys this time
tommyrot - Jul 04, 2013 2:46:49 pm PDT #28233 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Next time!
Jesse - Jul 04, 2013 2:48:32 pm PDT #28234 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, lion, have some dignity.
Ha!
I have been to the movies (Much Ado) and to my parents' for a cookout, and am now home and needing a cold shower, while my parents are at the hospital with my grandmother. So that's nice for them. At least it's got to be cold in the ER?
I'm sure I won't make it the few blocks to see fireworks.
-t - Jul 04, 2013 2:54:58 pm PDT #28235 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Next time!
Yes!
Sorry about your grandmother, Jesse. Seems like a bad day to have to be at the ER with all the firecracker and bbq-related injuries.
I think I'll watch the fireworks from my porch again this year. It's not a fantastic view, but it's good enough for me, especially as I haven't really gotten dressed today.
sarameg - Jul 04, 2013 3:03:38 pm PDT #28236 of 30001
Note to self, pack patience when community gardening with a stereotypical perfectionist-for-reals-a-designer gay dude. It took 2 trips to the hardware store for more plants and OMGTHEARRANGINGANDANGSTAND OH! But it turned out nice: [link]
And now I have a sunburn, had to take another shower, met another neighbor, then bought Brian beer and we sat on his porch drinking (margarita for me) and nibbling and chatting with neighbors. Going to chill a bit before fireworks watching from the field which will probably end with drinking at Elizabeth&Eric's.
All in all, a good day.
Juliebird - Jul 04, 2013 3:03:46 pm PDT #28237 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Debated about driving up to Boston to sit in front of the half shell for the 1812 overture, but decided Boston could wait until Sunday or Monday (Sunday there's no parking fees, Monday it's gonna be hella cooler, hmmm...).
After this morning, I decided that my cats were in heat. I don't know if fixed female cats can do that, but it explains the musk and the random weird yowling.
JZ - Jul 04, 2013 3:07:06 pm PDT #28238 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm curious as to how the reportage established that the baby was in fact a tasty one.
All babies are tasty babies. It's axiomatic.
Juliebird - Jul 04, 2013 3:07:59 pm PDT #28239 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Oh, in gardener's belated PSA: Impatiens Downy Mildew.
If you noticed your impatiens crapping out last summer, or even this summer, it's a fungus. Basically, don't ever plant impatiens there again, as the spores reside in the soil. You're good if it's in a pot and the soil is new, but otherwise be prepared for your impatiens to crap out sometime in September.
-t - Jul 04, 2013 3:10:18 pm PDT #28240 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
But it turned out nice
I love it!